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This ship is sideways

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timmi
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16558910

The captain should receive a stern punishment!
Jan 14 2012 7:03PM
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Spinoza
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the fact that the captain didnt sea the danger is fishy.  i guess we're all going to helm,  i mean hull. 

Boom
Jan 14 2012 10:01PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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You know they crashed because he was getting dinghy sucked and stopped paying attention to where he was going.
Jan 14 2012 10:35PM
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GORILLA.
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jahn the fishaman
Jan 15 2012 12:51AM
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timmi
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Hey this thread finally set sail.
Jan 15 2012 1:07AM
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GayWolf420
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The situation seems fishy to me.
Jan 15 2012 1:19AM
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Mr.Turtle
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somethings definitely knot right
Jan 15 2012 1:21AM
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DayMan
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Yargh, this boat be as sideways as the asian wenches
Jan 15 2012 1:24AM
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TheStamos
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Somone told the captain what went wrong but he wasnt listing.  - noun
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a careening, or leaning to one side, as of a ship.
Jan 15 2012 2:24AM
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Pool.
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i doubt the passengers and the captain will see eye to aye after this one
Jan 15 2012 3:09AM
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timmi
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yes hitting the sandbar was the tipping point for that cruise company
Jan 15 2012 2:04PM
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JewRad
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this thread is hahaha all these boat puns are making me laugh my ass off.
Jan 15 2012 2:09PM
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Yeezus
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this must have sucked. the ones dying were waving goodbye whale the others had to sea them die. It's the captains fault basically, he krilled those people. I sand vybes to their families though. but I don't think the news are pacific enough on what happened & i'm pretty tide of all the ship going on with this.
Jan 15 2012 2:13PM
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yuck
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looks like the tides are turning on the captains career
Jan 15 2012 2:35PM
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corona
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I love pun threads. A mainstay of NS for sure.
Jan 15 2012 2:36PM
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SeanTom
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ahahaha, this thread is quality
Jan 15 2012 3:43PM
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kaivam
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Did they get all the little girls and buoys to safety first?
Jan 15 2012 5:01PM
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El.Guapo
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the rules should have been more stern. maybe if he had learned how to jib properly. he should have been more tack.tical.. he should have turned the rutter way.
Jan 15 2012 6:36PM
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Mr.Turtle
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this whole situation is rudder upsetting
Jan 15 2012 6:39PM
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El.Guapo
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when i whatched this my heart sank
Jan 15 2012 6:43PM
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El.Guapo
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this made me so sad i almost drowned in my tears
Jan 15 2012 6:48PM
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crab_pretzel
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holy shit... fuck i cant think of a boat pun. anyway +k this is actually pretty funny
Jan 15 2012 6:53PM
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El.Guapo
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Jan 15 2012 6:59PM
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Amadeus.
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loooool +k
Jan 15 2012 7:01PM
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Heart
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this doesnt boat well for the company in charge
Jan 15 2012 7:03PM
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Pool.
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im happy that this thread didnt turn into a shipstorm
Jan 15 2012 7:06PM
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El.Guapo
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i wonder how many seamen were on his poopdeck when it capsized
Jan 15 2012 7:07PM
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harveydowns
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXP5K2omQBE

well worth a watch from ye crows nest me heartys
Jan 15 2012 7:08PM
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NinetyFour
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Ohh buoy this situation is very grim
Jan 15 2012 7:42PM
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FRussellVisual
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he afterbanged the shit out of this wreck
Jan 15 2012 7:44PM
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CRiP
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guys this is knot funny. the captain probably had alcohol pumping through his vessels. but it was really his crew's fault. maybe in jail he'll have all hands on dick... i mean deck.
Jan 15 2012 10:04PM
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WestWoods
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Damn....




Thats a boatload of missing people.
Jan 16 2012 3:05PM
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DrZoidberg
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The BBC had a headline that said "cruise ship captain off course". They should have checked here for a better one first.
Jan 16 2012 3:21PM
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steezenskis
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thats quite a shallow excuse
Jan 16 2012 3:25PM
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-Alpha2-
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you are my new hero
Jan 16 2012 3:32PM
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marsh.
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Jan 16 2012 3:36PM
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562056961108
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I wonder how the authorities will react to the lawsuits, I imagine they will be crabby about it.

Hope the survivors aren't too salty about getting in the ocean!
Jan 16 2012 3:40PM
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Orrin
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Ah what a dire strait.The poor captain probably couldn't fathom why the ship was sinking.
Jan 16 2012 4:09PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the poor captian is absolutely up the creek with prison sentences now
Jan 16 2012 4:33PM
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captainslack
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airfix models of italian cruise liners are going to fly off the shelves now,

luckily i've had one put to the side.

but seriously i don't know why people are sticking up for the captain, off course he knew what was going on,


Jan 16 2012 6:29PM
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JzD.
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The ship should be fine, it just got a little dinghy.
Jan 17 2012 4:07PM
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stupendous-man
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the captain reelly must not have sean what he was getting into.
Jan 17 2012 4:14PM
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AHSkier
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hey if they salvage the parts maybe they will go up for sail
Jan 17 2012 5:11PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Ship really hit the fan for the poor victims, they'll never sea daylight again
Jan 17 2012 5:19PM
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Dwight_Schrute
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sorry, one moor.

There's no way the captain was mentally on-board at the time, I have a strong feeling he was shipfaced.
Jan 17 2012 5:22PM
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extravert
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I feel bad for the captain. He must have hit rock bottom
Jan 17 2012 6:25PM
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CousinEddie
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The captain went overboard on that one.

The captain and his passengers just weren't in the same boat.
Jan 17 2012 7:19PM
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Squeenerd
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Guys this is deeply serious. I don't think we yacht to make jokes out of it.
Jan 17 2012 7:52PM
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steezenskis
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the captains story doesnt hold much water
Jan 17 2012 8:07PM
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Tent
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Jan 17 2012 8:16PM
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Dustin.
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This thread is so hilariously fucked up.
Jan 17 2012 8:23PM
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