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lorax
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Do you love swords, large saucy men, metal riffs, butchered pigs, charity and quality? Cold steel is here, to save you from jank knives, knockoff swords, and wimpy battle axes.




Jan 13 2012 7:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,452
how about rubbing cold steel on your tits while you fap
Jan 13 2012 7:59PM
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Canadaski
Posts: 190 - Karma: 10
Ahahaha large saucy men
Jan 13 2012 8:01PM
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Right.Meow
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These things are hilarious. i forgot about them.
Jan 13 2012 8:02PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
the great sword video is so funny.
Jan 13 2012 8:05PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
The brooklyn smasher seems like it would be an awful baseball batt for playing. Does anyone else see how energy is lost when the bat bends? It might not be a huge difference but who wants a bat that wastes your swing-power. It's like buying skis that are "just a little slow" . On a side note the videos were pretty lols and if I wanted a bat to run over and smash things that looks pretty good.
Jan 13 2012 8:41PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
yeah i don't know why anyone would wan the bat. it's just funny when the guy talks.
Jan 13 2012 9:11PM
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Petersaurusrex
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The last video...


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Jan 13 2012 9:14PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
hahahaha i lost.
Jan 13 2012 9:47PM
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geteducated
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what swords, all i see is a bunch of virgins.
Jan 13 2012 9:48PM
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coldcuts69
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Their mothers must be proud. Hahah but for real thanks op those were entertaining!
Jan 13 2012 10:00PM
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FerrisBueller
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I lost in the first vid like none other at "look at this flippin hole!"
Jan 13 2012 10:21PM
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Peter.
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the last video is ridiculous, they are standing like 3 feet from the target

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Jan 13 2012 11:06PM
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Davy.Crockett
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Jan 13 2012 11:07PM
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Bassage.
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so next time i leave a bat underneath my tire i dont have to worry about breaking it? fantastic thats what every american needs!
Jan 13 2012 11:24PM
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Billek
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I like how they say the bat cleans up with soap and water.  No one wants blood and brain matter, and possibly watermelon to get their bat all icky.
Jan 13 2012 11:49PM
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El.Guapo
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haha
Jan 13 2012 11:50PM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 85
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWT1-_S-aYw&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Jan 17 2012 1:05PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hehe, i just got myself a bowie knife for dirt cheap, 10euro, still razor sharp, almost 40cm long(blade+ handle)
it came with a hard rubber sheet and straps to tie it to your leg ...


Jan 17 2012 1:10PM
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saskskier
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 9,984
I'm pretty sure they make that bat for loan collectors and the mafia, not for baseball....
Jan 17 2012 3:56PM
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PopsicleStand
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Jan 17 2012 4:03PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

FYI their two-handed square headed machete is THE SHIT for delimbing trees. 

Carry on.

Jan 17 2012 4:08PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Holy shit, some people are insane... But this guy.... I dont even know where to begin...



Jan 17 2012 4:34PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
FIRST VIDEO 8:38   CUT    .... AN ENORMOUS FLIPPIN HOLE
Jan 17 2012 4:39PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

All that talk about protecting oneself and he'll probably drop dead at 50 from cheeseburgers. 

Oh, the irony. 

Jan 17 2012 4:40PM
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PopsicleStand
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lol, so funny. Im all for defending yourself but talk about pathologically paranoid.

sad thing is, he is probably a millionaire from all of his back-of-the-gaming-magazine-swords-and-throwing-screwdrivers
Jan 17 2012 5:13PM
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beowulf
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I love how with the baseball bat they hit everything but a baseball with it...
Jan 17 2012 5:17PM
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lorax
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lynn killed a kudu from 158 meters away....with a pistol.
Jan 17 2012 8:01PM
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Jakx~
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Jan 17 2012 8:23PM
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