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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
God dammit, girls are soooooo fucking hot. I mean seriously, think about it. I sit down and watch Tv and when Sarah Jessica Parker comes on and shakes her fine hips at me, I have to get up out of my seat and just say ' fuck...girl's are sooo hot.' And it's not even in a horny, sense, I promise. That's different. This is just like mind blowing. I mean, jesus. There's nothing like looking at a beautiful woman. It's the most beautiful thing you could ever look at.

Take the pelvis bone. You guys know what i'm taking about. I'm talking about that point on the hips. The way you can see that bone on either side when a girl is wearing a low pair of jeans or a bathing suit. I mean, just that is enough to drive me out of my mind.

How about that space above the but? You guys know what I'm talking about, the bending down to pick up the ball at mini golf and the shirt comes up whoa bam what just happened that's the sexiest thing crap why is she standing back up one. I mean that little space where it's not back, but it's not butt. It's just nice. And there are two little indents. Those are nice.

But like what about the colar bone? One of those sweet, inoocent colar bones can leave me dazed for days, possibly even weeks, just kinda wondering what to do next. I mean nothing really comes close to saying beautiful than the colar bone.

I could go on for ever with those little pieces of hair and noses, little feets, and stomachs. I just don't know how to say other than ' Girls are fucking hot.'

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Sep 13 2004 11:26PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
You had sex didn't you.



Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned…
Sep 13 2004 11:29PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
sounds to me to be the opposite ... sexual starvation has caused this state he is in. No insults intented, I've gone through the same. After a few months without any, it got bad. :(


Micheal Earl Willard
Sep 13 2004 11:45PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
alright.... that was the worst fucking post ever man....
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
Sep 13 2004 11:46PM
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the_friesz
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 18
Is this post from the future or something?


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
Sep 13 2004 11:48PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
HAHA < in general wtf get laid dude





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 13 2004 11:55PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
that was hilarious
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Sep 14 2004 12:04AM
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airic
Posts: 720 - Karma: 16
Dude he's got mad appreciation for a womens body, I repsect that.
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Sep 14 2004 12:05AM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
ya dude I totally agree


yay skiing

Sep 14 2004 12:09AM
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lenzner
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 80
amen
Sep 14 2004 12:17AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
ill bone you capurnacus...at least you have a form of appreciation for the female body.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 12:19AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
It may seem weird.......but I think armpits are sexy as hell. And I love belly buttons too. And backs....ohhhhhh....damn I love backs. Especially the little not-back/ass part previously mentioned.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Sep 14 2004 12:28AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
GENIOIUS




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
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Sep 14 2004 12:31AM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i feel ya on the hip bones...

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

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Sep 14 2004 12:42AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
holy shit, when a guy even touches my hips, im his. thats my number 1 hot spot.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 12:45AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Yeah the little diagonal lines formed by stomach muscles that come out and up just above the hip bones are the shit.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Sep 14 2004 12:47AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
a girls hair is the single most important feature.


I think Anthony Boronowski in general is just a phase.
Sep 14 2004 12:48AM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
capurnicus, lets date. i like you

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~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*
Sep 14 2004 12:53AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
^you know what im talking about



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 12:58AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Yeeeah Internet hookup.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Sep 14 2004 12:59AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
naw, my favourite thing about chicks is that they're smooth everywhere, it's nice


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 14 2004 1:19AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I like their tummies (yes, tummmy, not stomach) when it isnt all 6 pack and gross but more that little indent down the middle. Also, the backs of legs. Mostly it's hair. Sexy hair is such a turn on.
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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces'

-lateralis

You know our country is fucked when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy, and it is led by three guys named bush, dick, and colon. Oh ya, also when your president wasnt actually elected.

It's getting close

(i dont know what)
Sep 14 2004 1:36AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
hhaha...
Sep 14 2004 1:42AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
soft skin, like when you a touch a girl anywhere on their body and they're all soft and smooth, drives me fuckin crazy everytime


you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.
apE
Sep 14 2004 1:58AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
yeah, that softness/smoothness is just rad


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 14 2004 2:08AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
I like the two dimpels you get at the bottom of the spine just above the ass. When a girl has those its so dam sexy!!

GIRLS ARE HOT!.

Beautiful statement

Sep 14 2004 5:54AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
It's all about soccer chicks man. Nice hard stomach but still smooth at the same time. Just very perfect bodies in my opinion.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 14 2004 6:04AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
sarah jessica parker.....blech. complete butterface. you ever seen a movie called Mask with cher in it? she could have doubled for Rocky in that one
Sep 14 2004 6:33AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i love the diagonal lines under her stomach as well, wow. so hot. and a nice flat stomach, with a pierced, yet not slutty belly button ring that i can play with, its awesome.
wow i miss my girlfriend.


-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride
'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
Sep 14 2004 6:44AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
^Yeah i know what you mean. you get those on guys as well. I also like backs. Nice slender shoulders moving down to slender hips. SO NICE and SO feminine. I really appreciate a nice female body. Its shallow i know but they are great!
Sep 14 2004 7:29AM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
too bad you have this weird prude attitude about showing tummies and shoulders in public (or atleast in schools)
great appreciation
i miss my girlfriend









EUROPE KICKS ASS
Sep 14 2004 10:36AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Personally its all in the ass and the legs for me...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Sep 14 2004 10:42AM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
^mate you have it there. Im all over nice ass's and legs. But theres other things to look at and apprecate as well. Its funny no ones mentioned faces yet tho.
Sep 14 2004 10:58AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
The reason why no one has mentioned a face is because thats common sense, if you aint got no face you dont have anything....



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Sep 14 2004 11:07AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
HAIR, tummy, hips, and breasts and ass. seriosuly when you have a nice swell of the breasts its soo crazy. and yes softness and collar bones are huge


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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
Sep 14 2004 11:08AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Ah because of this thread I literally spent an hour on and off admiring this girls legs in my class. She is a figure skater, now that is a perfect body.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 14 2004 2:01PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
yup...........girls are hot


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Sep 14 2004 2:09PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
word





Park Life
Sep 14 2004 2:10PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
I didint read anything people said in this thread. Haha yeah your right, girls are fucking hott...but then there are some that are just plain fucking ugly. There are some girls that i just cant take my eyes off of, because they are just mind blowingly hot.



I want it to snow.
Sep 14 2004 2:16PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
this thread is by far the most horny, yet acceptable thread that ive ever read on ns.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 3:01PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
this thread is maing me feel good about my body, but at the same time its making me lonely because no one has held me in such a long time. i love it when i am out with a guy and he puts his hand/ arm around my hips, or laying in bed rests his head on my staoche or breasts. i love it when a guy caresses my ass, like nothing bad or kinky, just sensual, like laying on my stomache in bed and just watching tv caressesing my ass, just cute, makes me feel hot and good about my body


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Sep 14 2004 3:20PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
I like it. it's making me feel slightly better about myself...





Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

Sep 14 2004 3:22PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
yea yesterday i was talking to a guy whos in my chem sem. class and he was telling me how good i smelled and how amazing my ass looked, you guys might feel weird telling girls complements, but we love it, most guys are like i don't wanna sound weird saying this but you looked good kinda thing, tell us, we LOVE IT


And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
Sep 14 2004 3:24PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
for me it's all about the way their lips and teeth and the way they smile and how their lips and tongue move when they talk, and the sound of their voice and the way they kiss.....yeah

and they smell good and most of their feet aren't ugly



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Sep 14 2004 3:29PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
diagnostic: big lack of sex. solution: find a girlfriend
Sep 14 2004 3:33PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
I'll hold you skiboardingbitch. That's one of my favorite things to do with a girl. All the things you said.


I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
Sep 14 2004 3:35PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
..wow.. i cant believe this post, i feel cool now, i thought i was the only one who appreciate the woman's body besides the titties and pussy.. i can just stare at a girls legs or pretty much any part of the body and go crazy for them

~Bon Bons

Ridonkulous Productions

Exodus Headwear.. 'movement of the people'
Sep 14 2004 3:49PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
smoothness is key

~Bon Bons

Ridonkulous Productions

Exodus Headwear.. 'movement of the people'
Sep 14 2004 3:49PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
agreed, i reely like the 'tummy'



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Sep 14 2004 4:07PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i love that soft spot on the top of a girls head before she reaches 3 months...


****

//BANDITS//
//KAW RAW//

'last night i had to go back about ten pages just to masturbate to the hot girl thread. it was terrible. I went limp before I finally found it'. - davidh
Sep 14 2004 4:28PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
she has to have some lips too




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Sep 14 2004 5:26PM
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