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I need a realy good excuse

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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237

i need an excuse for missing a day of school in the middle of the week and not being able to do any work during that time. so i was thinking maybe allergic reaction to something? i have like no clue so lets hear what u guys have got

Jan 10 2012 3:20PM
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LevelFour
Posts: 144 - Karma: 12
What did you actually do
Jan 10 2012 3:21PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623

Just say you had diarrhea... no one ever questions that one

Jan 10 2012 3:44PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
yep. it's too awkward a subject no one questions you
Jan 10 2012 3:46PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
this. or food poisoning. or a funeral
Jan 10 2012 3:48PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
yeah dont say an allergy, because the school has your medical records and will know everything you are allergic to.

that said, anything to do with shit coming out of your ass in a less than normal way will go unquestioned.


Jan 10 2012 3:48PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
....or all 3 together
Jan 10 2012 3:48PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
be broader and just say "crazy stomach bug", that implies that you feel like shit all over but they generally only last one day.
Jan 10 2012 3:49PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
just say you got your period. always works
Jan 10 2012 3:51PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
say you had a bad stomach bug and you'd rather not elaborate, but if they must know you were shitting blood and rocks
Jan 10 2012 3:53PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Hahahahahaha this
Jan 10 2012 3:56PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

violent. ass tearing. projectile. piss out your ass.

Jan 10 2012 4:20PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
yup works every time, because nobody wants to hear about that.
Jan 10 2012 4:21PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Did this honestly need a thread? All you say is you were sick, if they ask say stomach ache or migraines.  Basic excuses.
Jan 10 2012 4:40PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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thing is i need a legit excuse cos i missed one of my finals for this semester, so yeah it seemed pretty important to me
Jan 10 2012 4:42PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
your beloved cat whiskers passed away.
Jan 10 2012 4:43PM
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Z.J.H.
Posts: 842 - Karma: 1,541
tell them you had explosive diarrhea and that it took all day to clean up...
Jan 10 2012 5:03PM
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
Your dog eated your face, but first you have to fuck your face up. Try it!
Jan 10 2012 5:06PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Should've posted that in the first place then. Say you had food poisoning, it's the exact same as the flu but it only lasts one day, they'll take the excuse.
Jan 10 2012 5:29PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Say you died
Jan 10 2012 5:32PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
well see that's stupid...you just don't miss a final.
Jan 11 2012 2:16PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
lol say this
Jan 11 2012 4:48PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Why would you skip school on the day of a final? Seriously, what could be more important than taking your final and passing your class that you needed to skip school for? You're a fucking idiot and I hope you fail.
Jan 11 2012 5:03PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
your homework ate your dog
Jan 11 2012 5:05PM
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jibking1212
Posts: 807 - Karma: 50
kidney stones..
Jan 11 2012 6:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
diarrhea works everytime.
Jan 11 2012 6:27PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
just going out on a limb, but im guessing youre in highschool? ive learned that people dont really give a fuck, just stick by your excuse regardless of how bad or stupid it is and youll be set
Jan 11 2012 6:39PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
this
Jan 11 2012 6:47PM
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ski93
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 83
what are you, 12?
Jan 11 2012 7:10PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
Tell then THE News I decided to come out of the closet and tell NS that im gay. Plese dont hate but i like penis...
Jan 11 2012 7:42PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
tell them you woke up with a pink sock from last night
Jan 11 2012 9:06PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
this
Jan 11 2012 9:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
say that your girlfriends water broke.
Jan 11 2012 9:18PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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I had a friend in HS that used to whisper that she was "having a feminine problem" to the teacher.  He never questioned it.
Jan 11 2012 9:36PM
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