Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.-soulskier
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
I'd like to penetrate your anus with a broomstick, count to twelve, break it off, then stab you in the fucking neck with the shitty, broken end of the same broomstick. After that, I'll remove the broken end of the broomstick from your anus, and proceed to fuck you in the stab wound in your neck with it. Then, (assuming you're still alive that is) I'll make you watch as I brutally rape your father with a baseball bat and a hockey stick...at the same time.
i laughed for like 2 minutes after watching that video
the other ones posted in the thread are not equal at all
i lost, hard.
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"if you put a matress in a pool, does it take a crane to get it out?" - BERZERKER
"im not technically sure how it would be possible, but i imagine you getting a running start before you ban someone." - tuna.
"school tomorrow is gonna either be terrible or the best day of the week depending on how many girls are crying. just remember if their eyes are that wet then how wet are their pussies" - jason