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DeathByJibbing
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Help as a community to make a funny story ill start... I was walking down the road when
Jan 7 2012 11:51PM
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Njens.
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i pooped on your moms chest
Jan 7 2012 11:52PM
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Bassage.
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i dropped my wallet while...
Jan 7 2012 11:53PM
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kootenayklaus
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And that poop forced this thread to end here.
Jan 7 2012 11:53PM
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DeathByJibbing
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then i beat u up with a rusty spoon
Jan 7 2012 11:53PM
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bangarangmules
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Well that was fun.
Jan 7 2012 11:54PM
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DeathByJibbing
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But wait the poop slipped and the thread will survive YES
Jan 7 2012 11:54PM
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DeathByJibbing
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Its not over till their is 69 intresting things
Jan 7 2012 11:55PM
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DeathByJibbing
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and the baby found a golden nipple peircing
Jan 7 2012 11:55PM
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cheener12
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inb4 ban?
Jan 7 2012 11:56PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284

then i pee in ur buttClick for larger image

Jan 7 2012 11:56PM
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las.
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successful thread so far
Jan 7 2012 11:57PM
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DeathByJibbing
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And the urine u sprayed happned to be holy and i became the 2nd lord and savior?
Jan 7 2012 11:57PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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who was then banned and
Jan 7 2012 11:58PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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a panda with guns murdured a hood ass ni.... person and got his dick sucked by lots o' fine bitches
Jan 7 2012 11:58PM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
and then u fell and broke your arm but since im lord and savior u were healed
Jan 7 2012 11:58PM
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DeathByJibbing
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But those bitches were my saints and that n... got 69 std's
Jan 7 2012 11:59PM
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kstanz
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b00bz
Jan 7 2012 11:59PM
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DeathByJibbing
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boobz that the baby sucked on were those of a banned user who happend to be awsome
Jan 8 2012 12:00AM
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AGOF
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totally worth the ban
Jan 8 2012 12:00AM
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Z-PAULY.
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[IMG]god.com.bz%2fgod.png[/IMG]

and then you broke your leg running from gorrilas so jesus helped revive you

Jan 8 2012 12:00AM
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DeathByJibbing
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I pray to me the second lord and savior that the thread is not obliterated because of it
Jan 8 2012 12:01AM
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SacZiplock
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Herecomesthebanhammer.jpg
Jan 8 2012 12:03AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
I didnt give permission for this story to be finished
Jan 8 2012 12:03AM
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bangarangmules
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And then she finished reading her novel and sipped a cup of tea, pondering what she would set out to do next today.
Jan 8 2012 12:05AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
no all i have to do is dot my t's and cross my i's and i can hand this in to creative writing on monday
Jan 8 2012 12:07AM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
no all i have to do is dot my t's and cross my i's and i can hand this in to creative writing on monday
Jan 8 2012 12:07AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
NIPPLE BAN!!!
Jan 8 2012 1:49AM
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k-fred
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no mods only! tits posting time!
Jan 8 2012 1:51AM
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DW.
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you 1st
Jan 8 2012 1:55AM
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k-fred
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lol iggy and malcolm are there
Jan 8 2012 2:13AM
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skifoo
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if you get banned for that, i don't know what to say anymore. Its just breastfeeding. we all have sucked breast. Its not like porn or anything
Jan 8 2012 5:32AM
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Gstrong
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it took me 36 seconds, asshole
Jan 8 2012 9:07AM
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bfulmer
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Jan 8 2012 9:50AM
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Childstar.
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Best post so farin this thread.
Jan 8 2012 10:16AM
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DeathByJibbing
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well that lady is quite pretty
Jan 8 2012 10:22AM
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DA_GUERILLAHHH
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PEED IN HER BUTT
Jan 8 2012 10:34AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this story sucks
Jan 8 2012 10:59AM
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tcgoldman
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and then i did meth
Jan 8 2012 11:02AM
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DeathByJibbing
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How can a story with naked women an butt peeing suck??
Jan 8 2012 12:13PM
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