cool story time! its not really threadworthy so im postin it here.
last wednesday me and 2 of my friends decided to go drifting in a university parking lot cause we just got a bunch of snow that day. we did. then we busted out the snowboard and pulled people around on it. then i got out my skis and ripped around for about an hour, we got up to 90km/h, shit was fun as fuck. then we decided just to film some drifts, so my one friend was filming with his phone from the middle of the parking lot, and my 15 year old friend was driving ( you have to be 16 and 8 months to drive where im from). all of a sudden we see flashing lights and the fucking popo rolls up on us. my friend is like FUCK and jumps in to the back seat and starts stripping his clothes (while the inside lights of the car are on) so i jump from the passenger seat to the driver seat and accidentaly honk the horn. my friend who was driving runs as fast as he can to the car and jumps in the passenger seat. popo comes up and i don't have the insurance OR ownership of the car ( it was my mom's car) and the plates were covered in snow. so he tells me i was facing about $800 in charges + 6 demarit points, so i would lose my license for 5 years. but then he says "but we're not going to charge you, you seem like a nice kid and it won't happen again" and i was like FUCK YEAH.
so me and my friends go back to my place and think about how lucky we were that my 15 year old friend didnt get sent to juvy, they didnt catch us pulling skiers at 90k, and i didnt lose my license.
fun stuff huh?
I wasn't sure whether to be more surprised that I saw Chris Rock or that I saw a black person skiing - caucasian_chad
WE CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SWING AT SOMETHING YOU CAN'T HIT