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Condom Of Choice

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JKrebs1
Posts: 711 - Karma: 813
So i'll be having sex with my girl for the first time this weekend and i'm just curious as to what the girls and guys of NS opinions are on what condom to get.
Jan 3 2012 7:54PM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Just have her do jumping jack after you come in her. All the sperm comes out and its a win win. she get exercise and you get to blow your load in her
Jan 4 2012 1:23AM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
fuck condoms. plunder her anus. DRY
Jan 4 2012 1:25AM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
condoms are for pussys.


















see what i did?
Jan 5 2012 6:11PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
i heard if you wash out the vag with holy water after you jizz inside it then she can't get preggo.
Jan 5 2012 6:15PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
no ur names vince
Jan 5 2012 6:16PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
this
Jan 5 2012 6:21PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
Well, I got my nightly laugh tonight.  Thank you NSG.
Jan 5 2012 6:40PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Lost it so fucking hard.
Jan 6 2012 11:54AM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Why not ?
Jan 6 2012 12:10PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
i always use these,
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Jan 6 2012 12:12PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Just make sure you get one big enough to fit both of your balls in it. If those boys aren't covered up she's gonna get preggo for sure.
Jan 6 2012 1:49PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
too afraid to use these
Jan 6 2012 1:54PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
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Jan 6 2012 2:16PM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jan 6 2012 2:38PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
If it's her first time too, then wear one (think blood). Try to get her on BC.

In High School, there is no worse feeling than your girl saying she missed her period or is "late".

btw Durex ftw. But it really doesn't matter.
Jan 6 2012 3:26PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Fuck that man.

At ANY POINT IN YOUR LIFE there is no worse feeling than your girl saying she missed her period or is late.
Jan 6 2012 3:48PM
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ItsAlwaysSunny
Posts: 265 - Karma: 85
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find them at your local burger joint today!

french-canadiens and their flavored condoms...
Jan 6 2012 4:04PM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
rubber glove...
Jan 6 2012 4:15PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
king size.
Jan 6 2012 4:16PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
Doritos Bag and Rubber Band
Jan 6 2012 4:20PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
mother of god that sounds like 15 minutes of straight hell...
Jan 6 2012 4:25PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
I wouldn't trust Indians with my balls
Jan 6 2012 4:44PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
agreed.

although being incorrectly diagnosed with genital herpes and living with that for a week until my doctor told me it wasn't the right test was pretty bad too.
Jan 6 2012 5:47PM
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DeathByJibbing
Posts: 124 - Karma: 42
MY choice is natural luburcante screw condoms
Jan 6 2012 5:51PM
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