While I was in Europe I built up the most ridiculous tolerance. One night in Vienna I drank so goddamn much without puking.
Pregame: Bottle of wine, 2 tequila shots, shot of vodka
Bar: 2 pancake shots (house shot) and 18 jager bombs
Yes.. 18 jager bombs. Three of us each did 18 of em and we started a tradition called the Bomb Squad, where people at our university would do a Jager bomb a day until the end of the semester. Whoever successfully did this got a tshirt. It was a blast. I had the equivalent of 6-7 red bulls which im the most upset about. People can die on that much. But for some reason I have a really high caffeine tolerance.
inb4 "Wow you're so cool you drink a ton." type of nonsense.
When I was 5 years old, my mom told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I
wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told
them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon
"i friend took two marijuanas at a party and over dosed, then he turned gay and caught AIDS " - *TACO-DOG*