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omg look at my skis' boner

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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
Here is a picture of my skis when it's 85F outside:




AND here is what happens when it has frosted for the first time this fall:




Sep 10 2004 11:20PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
haha, dude i thought of that, you land way far backseat you are screwd
Sep 10 2004 11:22PM
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m1garand
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literally
Sep 10 2004 11:24PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
That's the one reason I don't buy look/rossi. My friend got some on his mo ships, landed too far back on a fakie landing and boom, hes trying to file a sodomy suit against Look bindings but they aren't having it.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Sep 10 2004 11:24PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
yea actually i haven't been too impressed w/ them. they don't click in for shit.
Sep 10 2004 11:26PM
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powskier
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
Is the point of a good binding the ease to get in, or how well they release?
Sep 10 2004 11:30PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
^ damn i hope your sarcastic because that could top one of the dumbest questions i have heard.
Sep 10 2004 11:46PM
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kyle_w
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^^ golden wheelchair nominee?
Sep 10 2004 11:54PM
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skogenchick
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haha

'SKIING IS FOR LITTLE FAT KIDS.'
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Sep 10 2004 11:58PM
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powskier
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
Wolfmansbro - How was that one of the dumbest questions you have ever heard? First of all I just hope you realize it was a rethorical(sp) question and I wasnt serious I was trying to prove a point. Who cares if the look binding requires you too have all the snow off youre boot before it goes on easy....Its such a better binding than anything marker makes so who cares. I really dont care if the binding takes me an extra 2 seconds of cleaning my boot off to put it on...I know that binding is on my boot until its necessary it comes off.
Sep 11 2004 12:05AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
^You'd care if you had just hiked up the palisades at Squaw on a pow day, and you watched all the locals who coincidentally ride Salomon click in and poach your line while you you were dicking around with your boots.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Sep 11 2004 12:09AM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
^It takes like 2 seconds to knock the snow from your boot before you put it on as long as you arent a total joey.

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Sep 11 2004 12:49AM
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SteveXs2
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Funniest post I've read today.


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Sep 11 2004 12:55AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
there easy to put on in pow just grab the 'dildo' and snap the binder's shut. i remember takin a long ass time trying to put other bindings on with a high din in pow or steep's..





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Sep 11 2004 1:07AM
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arsenal601
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 12
i have the power 100s, im always scared if they pop when i land there gonna go up me butt









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Sep 11 2004 1:08AM
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huckster989
Posts: 2147 - Karma: 12
I love LOOK bindings and have never taken one in the ass. and yeah i've never been passed by someone and losst a line cuz I couldn't clip in. LOOK is the only binding i will trust my knees to


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Sep 11 2004 1:47AM
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Polishpimp7789
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 8
i like em but i must admit when u fall on them ure ass be hurten fer a while
damn i remember that one time getten out of the pipe
Sep 11 2004 8:21AM
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Lanemeyers
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Didn't nobody get the joke?

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Viva La Resistance!
Sep 11 2004 9:32AM
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TheWorst
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yea shit i fuckin sat on it once cause i landed backseat and it hurt like a mother
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Sep 11 2004 9:56AM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
i usually wear pants when i ski... so its not that much of a problem
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Sep 11 2004 10:09AM
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skihillraod
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 45
note your legs should be shoulder width apart when landing, if you rape yourself on a fakie landing you suck lean forward. Look is the best binding on the market salomon wishes they had 7 points of contact and a pivoting heel that makes skiing feel like surfing. Anyone that rides these bindings often will never talk shit about them because they are the dopest thing since brownies. That is why you have all these 'well my friend' stories. Everyone go buy tyrolia none of you are cool enough for real bindings.


Duffman can't breathe .. oh no
Sep 11 2004 10:44AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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yeah, i agree that if you get a binding up the ass it isn't the bindings fault. You think anything wants to be up your ass other than you boyfriends?? come on now, be realistic...

And Look bindings really do kick ass. They're some of the safest bindings and I have never had one release when it wasn't supposed to. I can't say that I've ever had mine not click in either, or at least not click in for some reason other than me loosing my balance before I can step into it...


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Sep 11 2004 10:57AM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
my PEs with Look P12s get excited when it gets cold as well.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Sep 11 2004 11:24AM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
i did notice the surfing feeling when i first tried em tho. I'm just to impatient to not have em click in right away when im hiking rails and whatnot.
Sep 11 2004 1:54PM
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skihillraod
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 45
^ word hiking the park ruined the 'clicking' mechanism on mine, they are super soft and you never know if your all the way in stomp em to be sure = pain I just can't ride anything else I know I'll hate it.


Duffman can't breathe .. oh no
Sep 11 2004 2:38PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
u guys are stupid

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Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

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Sep 11 2004 4:41PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
haha! you guys are dumb. so you might have to knock your boots together when the snow is a little damp and packable. Who Cares! you need to do that with any binding, at least if you dont want them poppin off. Looks rule. they are bombproff, and they look slick as hell. oh yeah, you can ride them with a reasonable din, and still ride hard as hell. i have mine at 7, and i can land nosepressin on the rail. try that with a salomon, and youll be eatin steel. and when you fall, they come off with out you even feeling it. oh yeah, they are the lowest hight hight (off the deck) binding out. there are so many reasons why looks rule, its not even funny.

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


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Sep 11 2004 4:49PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
as long as you dont have marker bindings it really does not matter


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Sep 11 2004 5:17PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
yeh, yeh, i've been violated by Look bindings many times... and it gets better with each one. but they never ever ever pre-release and they're pretty much faithful so i think i'll stick with them.


-teddy
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Sep 11 2004 5:18PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
is it just me, or do my look bindings not really poke me in the butt. yeah they look like a penis and landing backseat puts them in the general area, but you really arent fooling anyone
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Sep 11 2004 7:04PM
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nca777
Posts: 752 - Karma: 21
I'd rather have a binding that looked slightly phallic and kept me attached to my skis than one that clicks in easier and always feels like its ready to let you go.





'Nature does nothing uselessly.' -Aristotle
Sep 11 2004 9:34PM
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kjfreerider
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 14
u have to really suck ass to get raped by those bindings. and u need to have the snow on your boots off to get into any binding system.



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Sep 11 2004 9:59PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
it is worth the raping



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Sep 11 2004 10:03PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I only have rossi bindings on my race skis, because I don't do a lot of switch riding on them (except once...)

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check out Stept...
Sep 11 2004 10:07PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
well said^^


yay skiing

Sep 11 2004 10:09PM
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Dntel.
Posts: 1026 - Karma: 21
dude i have been riding the same rossi bindings for like 3 years and i have never had any problems with them

Sep 11 2004 10:41PM
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RIO
Posts: 142 - Karma: 10
wow just imagine the possibities with that thing. The whole line dildo thing wasnt a good idea, how about the bindings though? :-P
Sep 12 2004 12:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahhahahhahahahha


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Sep 12 2004 7:50AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
its never happend to me and ive had those bindings for 2 seasons




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Sep 12 2004 11:45AM
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___ASP___
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mine work just fin, i have p10s on my dynastars and then rossi 12 racing bindings on my other skis and they are the best bindings, and i have never once been ass raped in 3 years of skiing
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Sep 12 2004 3:06PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
i had the marker titanium glide bindings before and i had to get the stupid little plates that hold the heel place on replaced twice. so yea, if you compare these to the markers, they're pretty sweet.
Sep 12 2004 3:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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race bindings good, boner bindings bad, even race boner bindings. especially rossi.
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Sep 12 2004 3:58PM
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Almost
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ok this phallic business has been done, when is someone gunna really kick it up a notch and actually put a dildo over the back of the bindings
Sep 12 2004 7:30PM
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StriderMG
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everyone who has been complaining about the look binding raping them is blowing a minor detractor to the greatest binding ever way out of proportion. I've gotten minorly hurt(ass cheek) once after shredding on them hard for 2+ seasons, and my knees haven't felt any damage at all. personally i'd prefer a bruise on the fleshy part of my body than the tearing of ligaments in the most important joint to skiing. I dunno, you homophobes who are scared of a binding cane leave them to me and the rest of skiiers who are informed and loyal to safety/ performance
Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Sep 12 2004 7:38PM
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rideitswitch
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Word. Look is totally the only way to go for knee protection. Mine are bad enough from hockey and other stupid shit - the only time I ever got it in the ass was when I screwed up hardcore and ended up breaking my arm off in the fall anyway. As long as you aren't stupid and know how to land tricks I don't think there's anything to worry about


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Sep 12 2004 9:32PM
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schlonginator
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i've actually never been ass-raped by my looks, you have to land pretty retarded to get raped by them

when i sit down on my tails the barely touch my ass-cheeks




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Sep 13 2004 12:35AM
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skibumzach73
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i get raped even on my markers
Sep 13 2004 12:43AM
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ConceptPro153
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try and tell me that u dont like it.....
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Sep 13 2004 2:30AM
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Indecent_Composure
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Here's what happens when Look bindings bite...

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Forum/Regional/ReadTopic.php4?post_id=6732&re_co=4&re_ar=43&re_ci=

(Warning: VERY graphic photo - Digest dinner before opening)
Sep 13 2004 3:48AM
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LPT_311
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good god man. 1nce in a lifetime thing. I've falled so hard with those bindings and i haven't had ne problems. Usually when i fall i wash out to either side so they don't get in the way. That looks like the edge of ur ski neway chum, and if not, that could happen with any binding
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Sep 13 2004 7:38AM
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jibben4aliven270
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one time i was doin the worm at high speed and my edge dug into the snow as i was about to come up and i got charlied pretty hard in the ass
Sep 13 2004 11:00AM
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