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No heat in my car, taking a 6 hour drive

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theabortionator
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Been driving with no heta for a week, nothin more than 10 min luckily cause theres been some cold fucking 6 am mornings.


About to drive back to ny to grabbed some stuff see some people and get the car fixed so i dont have to de3al with it. It got fixed before but the people did a shit job so I'm gonna take it back to them and make em fix it.


Putting all my snowboard gear on. gonna rock some handwarmers. Gonna be a cold fucking night



Wish me luck
Dec 26 2011 5:34PM
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I_Am_Mod
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wear loose shoes, i've driven an open jeep in the winter from belgium to italy (2000km or something)
and your feet are the worst imho, its difficult to keep good circulation so the looser the better ! ...
also bring some hot coffee/tea/soup/whatever, it does miracles !

good luck on the trip !
Dec 26 2011 5:38PM
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whistler14
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is this really thread worthy? are you looking for people to say, "omg good look on your trip, you live such a hard life". Fucking layer up and drive 6 hours, it's really not a huge deal. 6 hours is nothing. god damn, people these days
Dec 26 2011 5:40PM
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FerrisBueller
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noob GTFO


Dec 26 2011 5:41PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
Get a couple of these:

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Ducktape them to your dashboard.

Shit actually brings more warmth then you think.
Dec 26 2011 5:43PM
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Grobot
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drink whiskey while you drive to keep warm
Dec 26 2011 5:49PM
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LS.
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[IMG]homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/62/6255e2eb-885d-4fc4-ae7f-4b87ab176b72_300.jpg[/IMG]$20 works ok
Dec 26 2011 6:17PM
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TOAST.
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get a space heater and plug it into your dash.
Dec 26 2011 6:20PM
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jblaski
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Stop by a Wal-Mart or Target, and pick up one of those seat warmers. They're like $20, and would be a huge help. My brother just got one, and it's almost too hot on high.
Dec 26 2011 6:20PM
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BootySpunk.
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Get drunk to stay warm.
Dec 26 2011 6:21PM
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soulskier
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drive safe, a pint of vodka always keeps me warm
Dec 26 2011 6:22PM
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blackjakesteele
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Get lost fool, you come up with somethin threadworthy
Dec 26 2011 6:40PM
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iSmokeweed
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there is no blanket like an alcohol blanket.


Dec 26 2011 6:40PM
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Deluge
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space heater and a outlet jack?
Dec 26 2011 7:02PM
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MNS
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it's true if some unknown NS member made this thread people would hate. but a bunch of cockadoodle dick snots are gonna hate your comment b/c theabortionator lives on this site and they take pride in defending him as if he is letting them suck his dick at this moment garble wobble slurp durp.
Dec 26 2011 7:13PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
attention whore

no ones gives a fuck

i do not pitty you


i love and miss you, hope you make it back alive
Dec 26 2011 7:18PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
is theclap with you?


then i read the story, i lost
Dec 26 2011 7:19PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
I drove my car with no heat or a/c for a year and i survived just fine. Just suck it up.
Dec 26 2011 7:31PM
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TheClap.
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cool claim bro
Dec 26 2011 7:34PM
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feihlination
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when i was a driver in military we had to bring some of these

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fuckers to another casern about 5 hours away. it was on january the 2nd and because the officers were too dumb to ask for permission to drive on germany's roads, it became around 7 hours. we started at 6 o'clock or so at around -23 °C (-9.4 °F). i know that exactly for gods sake.

and even though those vehicles LOOK badass, their "heating" system is pretty much non existent. so -9.4 outside= -9.4 inside, with a little extra due to the slip stream because that thing is so legit that it has holes everywhere.

so suck that. thats cold. i had around 5 layers on my legs, 2 pair of socks, newspapers between socks and shoes and big shoes so they werent too tight. upper body pretty much 6 layers, gloves and a warm beanie. everything in fuck-green. still cold. SO SUCK IT.

BEST PART ABOUT IT WAS THE 100 dB NOISE OF THE MOTOR SITTING UNDER MY RIGHT ARM HALF A FEET AWAY FOR FUCKING 7 HOURS STRAIGHT. AND NO, THE MOTOR DIDNT WARM ME UP.

I AINT EVEN MAD THOUGH.
Dec 26 2011 7:42PM
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SPskier543
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throw a cord of wood in the back and have a campfire in the passenger seat
Dec 26 2011 7:59PM
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Piste.Off
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Thanks bro its a tough life.
Dec 26 2011 8:10PM
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Moonshine
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to all the people saying, "why would you make this thread?" i agree.
to all the people hating on the first people, why? seriously, this thread has no point. why even post this?

i just don't understand the significance/importance of this.
Dec 26 2011 8:21PM
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bustinthejus
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Hahaha I lost.


Really though, suck it up. You could always bring a few buddies with you. Body heat will warm up the car just fine... Or not be a bitch and suck it up, either or.
Dec 26 2011 8:31PM
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Milksteak
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It's called layered tall tees.
Dec 26 2011 8:34PM
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Flacko
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one swirve and ud have hot wax all over you and your car
Dec 26 2011 8:36PM
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Finnbear
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Buy a snuggie yo!
Dec 26 2011 9:17PM
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TheClap.
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you know he wearing 1xlt-6xl clapborationator t's onion steeze
Dec 26 2011 9:23PM
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ECB
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Is this rusty?

Dec 26 2011 10:22PM
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120494435941
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get some pvc, connect it to your exhaust cut a hole in your window. connect pvc. not only will it keep you warm but it saves carbon dioxide from the ozone and saves the energy you would spend on car heater
Dec 26 2011 10:26PM
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jaipasdenom
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and kill you
Dec 26 2011 10:35PM
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Milksteak
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I'm tryna do that. If I do a backflip tomorrow can I have sponsorship?
Dec 26 2011 10:36PM
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feihlination
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Dec 26 2011 10:38PM
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ECB
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i can tell you now that the first step to being sponsored is to not ask for it. You have to just get it. It's hard to explain. It's like getting a girl. You can't ask her to fuck you, you just have to. Without getting rape filed against you. Yeah, it's tricky. Life is tricky, like having sex with a 17 year old when you are 48 is legal, but fucking a 16 year old when you are 18 is illegal............
Dec 26 2011 10:39PM
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Parks.
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Get the forever lazy!
Dec 26 2011 10:41PM
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feihlination
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i see how laws on these matters really bug you and i am not surprised at all.

Dec 26 2011 10:45PM
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intifada
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INITIAL D!
Dec 26 2011 10:50PM
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ECB
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it's hard, i just try being a good citizen and not getting arrested, but girls these days, 15 year olds are looking like 21 year olds and going to house parties in my town, college house parties where everyone is in college except for the slutty hot girls, its hard, its real hard
Dec 26 2011 10:52PM
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SARTRON
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way to make a thread AND facebook status about this. good luck on the drive!
Dec 26 2011 10:54PM
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FerrisBueller
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this deserves its own thread
Dec 26 2011 10:54PM
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120494435941
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on a side but related note, ethanol gas (made from corn) has raised corn prices around the world, due to increase in demand, to the point where people in africa who relied on corn as there main food sorce can no longer afford it and starve to death. also recent studies show that ethanol is even MORE detrimental to the ozone than gasoline burning engines. we can thank the enviromentalists
Dec 26 2011 11:01PM
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saskskierftw
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Lolololol this
Dec 26 2011 11:12PM
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.thedude
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I'll bet it is.
Dec 26 2011 11:31PM
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Guck
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.
Dec 26 2011 11:36PM
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Milksteak
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I beg to differ.
Dec 27 2011 12:35AM
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Zimmerman
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MAKE A STOP AT MT. JORE
Dec 27 2011 12:47AM
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DANETRON
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that a unimog? what ever it is its sweet
Dec 27 2011 1:14AM
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J.M
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i hear fapping keeps you warm.







"i don't feel cold anymore, pa" What movie?
Dec 27 2011 1:28AM
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ECB
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where are you driving to? im driving to atlanta in about 3 and a half hours

BIG ATL HOE
ATL

A to the T to the L


Dec 27 2011 1:29AM
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corona
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yup. qfe
Dec 27 2011 1:32AM
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TheClap.
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I am now drive to new orleans from VA I win
Dec 27 2011 1:32AM
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