when i was a driver in military we had to bring some of these
fuckers to another casern about 5 hours away. it was on january the 2nd and because the officers were too dumb to ask for permission to drive on germany's roads, it became around 7 hours. we started at 6 o'clock or so at around -23 °C (-9.4 °F). i know that exactly for gods sake.
and even though those vehicles LOOK badass, their "heating" system is pretty much non existent. so -9.4 outside= -9.4 inside, with a little extra due to the slip stream because that thing is so legit that it has holes everywhere.
so suck that. thats cold. i had around 5 layers on my legs, 2 pair of socks, newspapers between socks and shoes and big shoes so they werent too tight. upper body pretty much 6 layers, gloves and a warm beanie. everything in fuck-green. still cold. SO SUCK IT.
BEST PART ABOUT IT WAS THE 100 dB NOISE OF THE MOTOR SITTING UNDER MY RIGHT ARM HALF A FEET AWAY FOR FUCKING 7 HOURS STRAIGHT. AND NO, THE MOTOR DIDNT WARM ME UP.
I AINT EVEN MAD THOUGH.
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids