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"if you put a matress in a pool, does it take a crane to get it out?" - BERZERKER
"im not technically sure how it would be possible, but i imagine you getting a running start before you ban someone." - tuna.
"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
"So fucking terrifying...thank god I've been stockpiling porn on my hard drive for years now Kinda like Noah's Ark but with porn" -TheQuailman
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
my first thought was that it was going to be an add on terrorism and say like "protection is right around the corner" and the marine fucking jumps out and snaps santa's neck and kicks the little kid in the teeth.
remember not only the soldiers but their families as well this christmas season. thanks Ninja, this is what this time of year is all about
"As I was unable to make it out west I fully expect you to let me live through you while you're there. I expect doubles by next week. I also expect success or life altering injury. And remember, this is just because I love you." -Kyle
I spilled some of my cereal on my girls bed one time, I shit you not, she cried over spilled milk. -Armanzoid
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew