EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
"usually i just go out sober, find the drunkest girl at the party, take her home, rail her, then once she is good and passed out i then paint peanut butter all over her, call my dog in, she licks her, i watch and laugh, then at about 5am i carry her outside to my bush, drop her in it, put on a mask, and pour cold water all over her face. She usually wakes up and one of two things happens, she screams and stumbles away, or she doesn't wake, in which case I fuck her again." - ECB
"if your friends jumped off a cliff would you?" me: "hell ya if if i had skis and some snow"
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life doesnt seem like it could get any worse, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson