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NEW FUCKING BALLIN ASS COMPANY

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TheClap.
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the CLAPORTIONATOR collection

super limited quanities

Pics will be leaked tonight
watchout



bottles popping
Dec 6 2011 8:45PM
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infuser
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do want
Dec 6 2011 9:55PM
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Ski_ThEast
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shit im getting in on this, i know this is gonna blow up
Dec 6 2011 9:57PM
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bnewbs6
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I guess Im about 72% interested..
Dec 6 2011 10:02PM
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act.resist
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jokes

but i would buy one

Dec 6 2011 10:05PM
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Big5hifty
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came in here to post this haha. even though its a troll thread
Dec 6 2011 10:06PM
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TheClap.
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dont talk about it be about it
Dec 6 2011 10:06PM
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act.resist
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will pm!

and when will that hope sweatshirt be on the website oh hope brand guru?

Dec 6 2011 10:15PM
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ForeverYung
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This thread is full of some good lol's. Oh and I WANT ONE OF EACH
Dec 6 2011 10:20PM
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TheClap.
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lol who knows
Dec 6 2011 10:25PM
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TheClap.
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all shirts no available
Dec 6 2011 11:11PM
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DayMan
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DO WANT
Dec 6 2011 11:15PM
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Zimmerman
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lol these are shitty as hell and people will probably buy them because it's a clapbortionator sale......wait....that actually sounds goood.....I WANT IT




seriously though no. i guess it's just my personal feeling but i would never wear these. no loss of respect though, i love you guys.
Dec 6 2011 11:15PM
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ECB
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Will there be an ECB pro model?

You know, a Myrtle Ave themed one?
Dec 6 2011 11:16PM
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Davy.Crockett
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hot
Dec 6 2011 11:16PM
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TheClap.
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so much potential, I am clearly drunk enough to make this happen


you sir get your own pro model and wil be on the blacklist
Dec 6 2011 11:17PM
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WestWoods
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Holy FUUCK! could we collaborate and make a westwood Tall tee that says "Welcome to the Woods"? pm I gots ideas up the asss!
Dec 6 2011 11:18PM
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goonsquad08
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just paypal'd you $30. let me know when it gets shipped. cant wait to rock my CLAPBORTIONATOR steeze
Dec 6 2011 11:18PM
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ECB
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Nice, can't wait.

Hopefully me being on the blacklist will entitle me to not only buy my pro model, but justify jerking off to pictures of asians in cages


but in all honesty, mine should come in two sizes: XXXXXXXXXL (not tall, but fat) and XS (for those who wanna add class, you know)
Dec 6 2011 11:20PM
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ECB
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Nice, can't wait.

Hopefully me being on the blacklist will entitle me to not only buy my pro model, but justify jerking off to pictures of asians in cages


but in all honesty, mine should come in two sizes: XXXXXXXXXL (not tall, but fat) and XS (for those who wanna add class, you know)
Dec 6 2011 11:20PM
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theabortionator
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You aren't elite enough for this thread
Dec 6 2011 11:20PM
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WestWoods
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Damn. Well I'll go cut my wrists. Peace.
Dec 6 2011 11:22PM
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theabortionator
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Don't do that. You may not be elite but you can still be ballin.
Dec 6 2011 11:25PM
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act.resist
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no one ever knows :(

Dec 6 2011 11:26PM
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TheClap.
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Dec 6 2011 11:26PM
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WestWoods
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BALLIN?!?!





FUUUCK YES!
Dec 6 2011 11:29PM
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TheClap.
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que?
Dec 6 2011 11:30PM
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WestWoods
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Im drunk man. feels good. sooo good haha it doesn't need to make sense.
Dec 6 2011 11:32PM
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why
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change it to Volvo and I'll take one
Dec 6 2011 11:33PM
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TheClap.
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I drunk too!

you may join the mailing list
Dec 6 2011 11:33PM
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WestWoods
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Hellz to the yeah! a chickka chikka what!


Dec 6 2011 11:37PM
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TheClap.
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for real?


AM TEAM you is
Dec 6 2011 11:41PM
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*Dos*Planker*
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if my mom bought me jiberish does that mean im pro?
Dec 6 2011 11:43PM
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vaginapanties
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Dec 6 2011 11:43PM
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DannyHall
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Dec 6 2011 11:44PM
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ECB
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I heard this company is doing a trade and upgrade event where every piece of jiberish you send to them, you can deduct 5 dollars of your purchase, and team sized jiberish gets you 5 off, and free shipping
Dec 6 2011 11:44PM
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TheClap.
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JIBERISH is sooo yesterday

but + cred for mom buying it

not pro but maybe semi
Dec 6 2011 11:45PM
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marsh.
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this thread is possibly the funniest thing i have ever read
Dec 6 2011 11:50PM
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WestWoods
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It like a party within a thread where everyone wants to be elite! but there are still the past out fools getting dicks drawn on the their faces. NS THREADS ARE FUNNIER THEN TWO RABBITS FUUCKING!
Dec 6 2011 11:52PM
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TheClap.
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5 t's sold

get in line before it sells out
Dec 6 2011 11:53PM
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marsh.
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dibs on xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxl mom's credit card tee. ill buy as soon as my mom gives me her card.
Dec 6 2011 11:59PM
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Wadsworth
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HOPE IS DOPE!
Dec 7 2011 12:00AM
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TheClap.
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REAL G's already have it on lock down
Dec 7 2011 12:01AM
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Parks.
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i would actually want one of those...haha so funny

Dec 7 2011 12:02AM
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TheClap.
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its real, what one and how many x's before your L do you want?

do buy


Dec 7 2011 12:05AM
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Parks.
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idk which one but after christmas because i haz no $ as of right now
Dec 7 2011 12:06AM
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Dylan_
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lol at the kids that think is a troll thread. theclap owns the hope. brand. fucking idiots


#getlearnt
Dec 7 2011 12:09AM
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TheClap.
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actually

Amanda owns hope.. due to being a deaf women, tax breaks are good.

PACK ANOTHER
Dec 7 2011 12:13AM
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TheClap.
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actually

Amanda owns hope.. due to being a deaf women, tax breaks are good.

PACK ANOTHER
Dec 7 2011 12:13AM
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theabortionator
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Come on travis, double posting?

Save some space for the customers to fight.
Dec 7 2011 12:26AM
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