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What's the longest you have gne without taking a shower?

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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I went nearly two weeks once. Hiking everyday and wearing the same two sets of clothes everyday. /claim
Dec 6 2011 1:37PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
When you go on a backpacking trip you don't have to walk all fucking day moron. You walk for a while, set up camp for a day or two, continue on, etc, etc. Plus if you're in rough terrain you're not going to attain average sidewalk walking speed with a bunch of gear on your back possibly at a high altitude if you're in the mountains too.
Dec 7 2011 3:45PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
Worked on a trail crew in the white mountains for 2 weeks this summer wearing the same clothes every day to work and one clean shirt and shorts to chill in. so thats 2 weeks right there getting grubby.
Dec 7 2011 10:18PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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3 weeks, tuna fishing, covered in tuna blood, slime, and scales the whole time :)

and in elementary school id only shower twice a week, after hockey practice and games
Dec 7 2011 10:27PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I went 3 months without a shower but I still washed myself, just with a bucket of water and a smaller bucket of water. When I got back to civilization I took a bath for like 3 hours.
Dec 7 2011 10:28PM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
A while if you count the time before I took my first shower. (around 7 or so years)
Dec 7 2011 10:29PM
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Peter.
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like 3 days
Dec 7 2011 10:29PM
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daskis
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Hahah... us Nova kids are soo... clean.
Dec 7 2011 10:34PM
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KJMUNSO
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pretty grody
Dec 7 2011 11:09PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
I only shower ever 3 days.

so 3-4 days unless theres some camping trip I dont remember.
Dec 7 2011 11:12PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
what camp did you do that through? thats a popular river at my camp.
Dec 8 2011 3:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
I'm at 1 week and it's already bad. Not your standard week. Sweating a bunch to start it off shit like that, I smell worse than roadkill.


I think by thursday ill cave and finally take a shower
Jan 10 2012 5:01PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
showering is overrated
Jan 10 2012 5:04PM
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Mike-O
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15 days in the army.

Shower of a lifetime after that, kinda like your first orgasm.
Jan 10 2012 5:07PM
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theabortionator
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By the time I get around to showering I'm gonna need to peal my balls off my leg with a spatula.
Jan 10 2012 7:03PM
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MillPiddy
Posts: 218 - Karma: 668
Prolly like 10 days in the summer. But the real impressive thing is 7 showers in one day. none of which in my own house, went to some bitches house to use her trampoline on a 98 degree day. took a shower after each tramp sesh. Shit gets dirty when trampin to Redman's Dare iz a Darkside but you gotta stay fresh by them ladies and all.
Jan 11 2012 8:26PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
15 days probably. can't waste the water when you're out in the middle of the ocean and the shower line goes directly from your drinking water tanks. gotta deal with smelling bad and finding fish scales on your pillow from falling off in your hair. the fish blood is easy to deal with though.
Jan 11 2012 8:33PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
A few weeks. I had a couple months where I just did nitrous all day every day and wrote poems, I was at the pinnacle of not giving a shit.


Jan 11 2012 9:27PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
about a week while i sat in the slammer. i knew i would be getting out sooner or later, so i steered clear of the showers. best meal, shower, and beers I've ever had in my life when i finally got out.
Jan 11 2012 9:41PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
that sounds kinda awesome.
Jan 11 2012 9:43PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Probably 6 days over winter break, I could stick my hair straight up and it would stay like that. Taking a shower felt sooo good haha
Jan 11 2012 10:23PM
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DayMan
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One week when I went on a yacht trip and was scuba diving every day. I never really thought about it
Jan 11 2012 10:24PM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
about 8 years. I only took baths till I was 8ish. they were so much more fun
Jan 11 2012 10:25PM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
I'll be the first to admit that I enjoy nitrous just as much as the next guy, but if this is true you have severe brain damage/probably lost at least 20 IQ points. A couple months all day every day? i doubt it
Jan 11 2012 10:28PM
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EastCoast315
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Get educated dude, with oxygen mixed in its basically safe. My IQ might have dropped if i was huffing straight, but 5050d, you're good. It was a pretty interesting time, anyway.
Jan 11 2012 10:31PM
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rockyhockey11187
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either way, you're depriving your brain of oxygen. I've had days sitting on a tank for 6+ hours, even doing it "safe" and the next day you always feel retarded
Jan 11 2012 10:51PM
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Dmarc
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yea around 3 day
Jan 11 2012 11:19PM
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S.C
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anyone who has been to windells, 7 days

I mean lets be real...
Jan 11 2012 11:25PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
9 days. But I was surfing and hot tub chillin' so it was not without water.
Jan 11 2012 11:30PM
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PJS.
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Whenever I ski over the weekend, I just don't shower. at all.
Jan 11 2012 11:31PM
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