I could write a million of these about my roommate. For example, he has a fridge but it has nothing in it. And it rarely has anything in it. Also:
-When he washes his hands in the bathroom, instead of having a towel in the bathroom to dry them he keeps one at his desk. I couldn't figure out why the doorknob was always wet for a few weeks until I saw him do this. Thank god it wasn't piss...
-Wears the same pants every day.
-I swear he doesn't eat a proper meal, just pretzels. All the time. I don't get it.
-Goes home every weekend, come back with a million water bottles, puts them on his bed then i never see any of them again. They all disappear in like a day, and they aren't in his fridge. I don't see why he doesn't just use the tap water and a filter.
-Watches tv pretty much all day. There's more fun stuff out there. Especially since the episodes he saw this week were on last week, and the week before... I'm fairly certain I've seen this one episode of it's always sunny three times now in the past three weeks.