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MADmex
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SUCH A FAIL!!!!!!!!!
Oct 9 2011 8:36PM
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The.Man
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That's not a guarantee.

I could go to those same D1 schools if I wanted to get lost in a crowd and get just as much, if not more simply because I'm not traveling constantly and don't have to worry about my coach kicking me off the team for assfucking his daughter.

Anywho, saying that I'll never get it, if you're referring to pussy, is mildy hilarious. Trust me, I've gotten it. A lot, and still do on a daily basis.

But why am I validating myself for a 15 year old kid on the internet? Just go back to your place.
Oct 10 2011 8:56PM
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MADmex
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no im saying ull never get tennis. everybody thinks its a gay ass sport that gets u nowhere in life. it really isnt
Oct 10 2011 8:58PM
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CatDaddy
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i hear college tennis players get the most pussy..
Oct 10 2011 9:01PM
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cheener12
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that was ridiculous haha
Oct 10 2011 9:02PM
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blatt
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this.


tennis is so "steezy"
Oct 10 2011 9:03PM
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The.Man
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You're really good at making generalizations. I never said it was gay, shit I enjoy watching it. Here's a little food for thought.

Say you crack the top 100 in the world after you go pro, cause it TOTALLY sounds like you will.

Do you have any idea how much they make outside of the top 15? Absofuckinglutelynothing. I could get more just by feeling boobs for a living. Regardless of that, the chances of you getting that far are pretty slim. But there's a shot.

But assuming you don't make it that far.

And out of college you dabble around on the future's circuit for a few years until you realize you're too old to have a shot. So now where are you?


You gotta be pretty damn good to make it.
Oct 10 2011 9:03PM
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MADmex
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haha ur funny... im not saying that im just saying free college education while u can get tons of it while playing a sport u like.
Oct 10 2011 9:04PM
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The.Man
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Let me know how that one goes for you, bromachado
Oct 10 2011 9:05PM
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Parks.
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are you kidding me? that was fucking sick!!

music was dope
dry slope was epic
they wernt chunky at all
the went so big and soo HAM

they just wanted you to think they are pathetic...then their next edit will be dope as fuck
Oct 10 2011 9:06PM
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MADmex
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first... i aint bros with a hater. second i will let you know man.
Oct 10 2011 9:07PM
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MADmex
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and i kno actually only the top 10 make a living off of it. unless u have a ridiculess sponser giving u tons of money. and also free college education <----- can get u whatever job you want.
Oct 10 2011 9:10PM
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The.Man
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Good luck with that, again. They sponsor you simply to get publicity and bring in sales, anyone who isn't getting out of the quarters isn't making too much off of that. Pay for coaches, traveling fees, and all other expenses....

...that'll get you a nice quant little apartment.

And yeah a free college education will get you whatever job I want, okay. Cause those two things totally have everything to do with eachother.
Oct 10 2011 9:14PM
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MADmex
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well when u want to do something you have to learn about it. Were do u learn? school. like say i wanna be a docter. well i kinda need to go to college for that. or an engineer. need to go to college for that to. and actually i kno there are guys out of the top 10 who make it in the life of a pro tennis player.
Oct 10 2011 9:17PM
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YoungQuinton
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wow dude you just sound like a total dick, even though that was pretty awful to watch.
Oct 10 2011 9:18PM
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MADmex
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haha you know the whole things a total joke quinn.
Oct 10 2011 9:20PM
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MADmex
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joel ur not helpin here...
Oct 10 2011 9:26PM
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Kloudy.
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You sound like a tennis boss. Question: Do you happen to like the word "steezy?"
Oct 10 2011 9:31PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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this is one of the worst youtube videos i've seen in a long time.
Oct 10 2011 9:31PM
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Kloudy.
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Thanks! and yes it sounds like loads of fun. Im really not all that new here anyway, ive just been lurking for a while before i make stupid posts
Oct 10 2011 9:35PM
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MADmex
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actually no i dont. when i go skiing for real i try not to look steezy since i cant do much. and yes im pretty good at tennis. P.S. i kinda hate the word steezy.
Oct 10 2011 9:35PM
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YoungQuinton
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i dont get it. But don't try to argue with him a.j. its not worth it, even though i dont condone the actions from you this evening.
Oct 10 2011 9:37PM
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MADmex
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stop drinking joel and read! i said i dont like the word steezy. when i go to ski i try not to look steezy since i cant do shit since i can get hurt. <---
Oct 10 2011 9:37PM
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MADmex
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Joel do you know how 2 faced you really are? that why you have like 2 real friends in the whole highschool.
Oct 10 2011 9:42PM
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MADmex
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everybody else thinks ur wierd and an asshole.
Oct 10 2011 9:42PM
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Kloudy.
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It doesn't look like you have more than two friends, it looks like its just you and your steezy friend. I hate hypocrites.
Oct 10 2011 9:44PM
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MADmex
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Whats sad is that im homeschooled and have more friends than you. real friends not kids who get drunk with you... and what im talking about is every kid i kno that goes to lebo says how much of an asshole you are.
Oct 10 2011 9:45PM
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MADmex
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well i mean if one or two people said u were an asshole i would be like ok there just mad at you, but i had a lot of people say that. whenever you wernt with the team last year they told me about how weird you are...
Oct 10 2011 9:50PM
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The.Man
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Honestly OP you need to shut the fuck up. You're making the most ridiculous arguments and get so defensive when he made a sarcastic comment.

I'm going to be straight up right now.

Shut your face.
Oct 10 2011 9:53PM
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MADmex
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no thats were your wrong. when they said you were weird i defended you asking why and saying i dont think you are, then they explain how the whole school doesnt like you and how u are an asshole to them outside of school.
Oct 10 2011 9:53PM
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coldcuts69
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hahahahah nice
Oct 10 2011 9:56PM
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MADmex
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4? try 14. and thats just the team... let alone eveybody else... and why did i even bother wasting my time on you??? so for whatever you say next my response will be Whatever...
Oct 10 2011 10:00PM
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coldcuts69
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Guys seriously Click for larger image
Oct 10 2011 10:02PM
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MADmex
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i partcialy change my mind to the last comment i made.
1. Whatever
2. u already said go to school in your last 6 comments. time to put down the drink and think of somthing else to say...
Oct 10 2011 10:04PM
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MADmex
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JOEL all im saying here is how i thought you were my friend, but now i realize how 2 faced you really are...
Oct 10 2011 10:07PM
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Kloudy.
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i cant comment because i dont know anything about each of your social situations however after scrolling to the top of this thread and watching 15-20 seconds of that video again i have came to the conclusion

OP- 0, ^ This guy- 1

that is all.
Oct 10 2011 10:08PM
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MADmex
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Kloudy i dont know you either you sound cool right now because your saying how much of a joke i am from this 1 video. you do realize this video was one big joke! i dont get why people think we actually tried????
Oct 10 2011 10:10PM
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Kloudy.
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im not sure how you don't understand the fact that:
1. You posted this in NSG. That was a mistake
2. I can tell the difference between the clips that are you trying to hard to be funny and the ones that you are just being a tool.
Oct 10 2011 10:12PM
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CatDaddy
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omg shit got real
Oct 10 2011 10:13PM
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MADmex
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how can u tell you dont know me? to be honest i was bored as fuck trying to make a summer setup in this kids backyard. i had to dig a huge hole and shove a rail into the ground. took me a while.... anyways im getting off track. all im saying is yes i posted it in NSG to show my friend how bad this will get shit on. but people are actually thinking this is me trying to be real. its really not.
Oct 10 2011 10:17PM
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MADmex
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and notice how i let other peoples comments go because they get its a joke. you on the other hand always make fun of me joke or no joke so. no there is no irony in our conversation.
Oct 10 2011 10:21PM
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MADmex
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your a weird kid man...
Oct 10 2011 10:28PM
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JRullo
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Hello Joel
Oct 10 2011 10:29PM
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Kloudy.
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im pretty much done here, but i will say that i find it quite comedic. Its funny that you say hes wierd when hes doing something what he thinks is clever and funny, but when we do the same because we dont like your sense of humor you lash out. interesting. (insert more pictures of iron)
Oct 10 2011 10:31PM
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MADmex
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ya but see if you did it id laugh cause its actually funny. but since joel did it, it ruins the mood of the humor
Oct 10 2011 10:33PM
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the.cheat
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you must have lurked well. wrecking up for a newbie. mad max or whatever your name is, youre an asshat, seriously. papa lanks, we all love you. insert more pictures of iron.
Oct 10 2011 10:38PM
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MADmex
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wow joel your right you have many virtual friends!!!!.... wish i had as many friends as you on facebook and newschoolers!!!!
Oct 10 2011 10:41PM
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Kloudy.
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this is what im talking about. And i liked how you put it, man above quoting my post. OP you ARE and asshat. I feel like you should just stop now, log off, and turn off your computer.
Oct 10 2011 10:43PM
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the.cheat
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dude i dont even know him personally, he just makes solid contributions. does knowing his name make you feel cool? or are you paid to say it?
Oct 10 2011 10:45PM
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MADmex
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whatever im done with this pointlees conversation that is going nowhere. joel you win. but your still an asshole. and kloudy like i said before you dont know me. the real asshat is you for making assumptions. i have some friends that seem like total losers and idiots but once you get to know them they are pretty cool. so maybe get to know the person before you start saying shit about them.
Oct 10 2011 10:46PM
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Panchuk
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You're such a fucking bitch. You take sarcastic shit to heart and then wine about how you always get made fun of. Stop being a pussy. And your friends are probably as bunch of a losers like you.
Oct 10 2011 10:54PM
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