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Crystal Mountain 2011-2012

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sdfjklioeur
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After being gone for four years can't wait to return to the land of the weekend warrior. Let the stoke commence.
Sep 21 2011 7:00PM
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Scott29~
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You mean the crystal mountain 2012 hate thread? Im here for the party~
Sep 21 2011 8:29PM
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SirFryanator
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I'll be there winter and spring break.
Sep 21 2011 9:39PM
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cobra_commander
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Is this where we talk about how fakn awesome Xtal is and why everyone should go there for the sick as fuck terrain and all time stoke meter? FUCK YEA BITCHES!
Sep 21 2011 10:30PM
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gustafari
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awwwwh yeahhh stoked to go ski some powder at crystall
Sep 22 2011 10:59AM
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Scott29~
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You must be fucking confused. Crystal mountain can suck my dick. Place is full of dickwads. Only at Crystal Mountain can I ride up the gondola (They fucking made us, fucking stupid thing) and some guy with H2O heli guide skis and a helmet/sunglasses is bitching about how the gondola doesnt have wifi service. If the gondola had wifi service id send that guy a text with a dick picture, stand up in the gondola and yell "HEY I NOTICED YOU LOVE DICKS, PLEASE SUCK ME OFF"~
Sep 22 2011 3:08PM
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howlongcanausern
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for serious?
Sep 22 2011 3:37PM
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cobra_commander
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Very cereal.
Sep 22 2011 6:59PM
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MothaHucker
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you should have hot boxed the fuck out of that gondola car, i'd like to see what he would have done about that.

on a side note, i am fucking stoked for this season at crystal. haters gon' hate, but thats fine by me, go ski at snoqualmie and leave the pow for me. . . and all the gapers that follow me around.

Sep 23 2011 12:46AM
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skier_boy26
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Hearing they will pass out anal beads on Tuesdays to entice the weekend crowd to ski mid-week.

I'm there.
Sep 23 2011 1:01AM
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sdfjklioeur
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lol stevens kids.
Sep 29 2011 4:59PM
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Blake.P
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http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=46.9080601983202&lon=-121.50192260742188&site=sew&smap=1&marine=0&unit=0&lg=en

here comes the first snow!!! so excited!
Oct 2 2011 8:51PM
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MothaHucker
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stoke! 1-3 inches possible tuesday night.
Oct 3 2011 12:01AM
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cobra_commander
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Unstoke:
Friday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45

Keep it in fucking check or I'm gonna have grant post a OCT 2004 photo....
Oct 3 2011 12:13AM
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Mama.
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I heard this place was dumb
Oct 3 2011 3:30AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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This! Awesome terain, the people are super lame, but dont let them keep you from skiing there, go check it out
Oct 3 2011 12:55PM
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Mama.
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But, I just ski blue groomers, and I only really go skiing for the hot guys. Are there hot guys at Crystal?
Oct 3 2011 5:10PM
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MothaHucker
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I'm at crystal all the time
Oct 3 2011 5:20PM
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Mama.
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Oh well shit. Maybe I need a third seasons pass.
Oct 3 2011 5:25PM
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Blake.P
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why do you need to rain on our parade? i never said it was going to stick and stay around, i just meant that it is the first time it is in the forecast, so winter is getting closer
Oct 3 2011 7:54PM
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skier_boy26
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alright, billy has put the idea in my mind, so let us all have a reality check:

October is a big tease. The first snows will melt. It is fun because it is getting close. That said, a lot of early snow may, in fact, be inauspicious.

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A couple feet of snow gracing the slopes of Stevens Pass. October 24th. Epic season to come, right?

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What is wrong with this? Prime pow and general ski season? It looks like July up there. Closed. Oh right, it snowed several feet in October...

We must always remain humble, or else the jetstream will shun us.


IT IS DELICATE, PEOPLE
Oct 3 2011 8:08PM
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howlongcanausern
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luuulz
Oct 3 2011 9:02PM
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Scott29~
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We don't talk about that season around here... not cool man~
Oct 3 2011 9:13PM
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cobra_commander
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Laugh now, but Grant and I will burn all heretics in the same fire sacrificial fires through which we give pineapples to Ullr. The heads of these heretics will be fitted with pineapple helmets before we use the cleansing properties of fire to purge the evil from their souls.
Oct 3 2011 9:19PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I did that..

Loaded a bowl and hit it right in front of some asshole.


Thread related, I am stoked as well! Snoqualmie during the week and Crystal on the weekends ayy.
Oct 5 2011 11:07PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Oh, and...



It snowed today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 5 2011 11:08PM
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MothaHucker
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i was talking to a friend who lives in greenwater and he said that they are making snow this entire month. he told me that they are planning on opening early november/late october. this was a while ago though so i dont know if this is actually going on, anyone else hear rumors like this?
Oct 8 2011 5:14PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah I heard this yesterday too. I heard they got like 8 more blowers and they are making snow up at Rex as well as at the bottom and shooting for a Thanksgiving opening. Not sure how much of that is truth, but there is obviously something going on.
Oct 8 2011 6:55PM
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MothaHucker
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word. if its for real then im stoked.
Oct 8 2011 7:24PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I'm stoked as well. But I have to sell tickets on opening day, one of the downsides to working at the mountain. So I won't be able to shred until like 1 O'clock.
Oct 8 2011 7:58PM
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Fucktown
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Yea, I'm done with ticket sales... going skiing after everything is tracked out = no bueno. Although weekdays there was usually still fresh snow no matter what time you go up... did you work up there previous years?
Oct 8 2011 8:56PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Nope but my brother sold tickets last year. Marcus Joshlin???
Oct 8 2011 10:40PM
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MothaHucker
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skins, my friend. backcountry is golden at crystal.
Oct 9 2011 12:18AM
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Fucktown
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Marcus.... I think I railed a curb with him in my car last year giving him a ride down from the mountain haha, if it's the same marcus I'm thinking of
Oct 9 2011 2:40AM
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Fucktown
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For better or for worse, the terrain at the mountain is becoming increasingly accessible... skins are nice, but realistically theres not that many places you can go anymore that aren't serviced by a chair lift *or at least a small traverse/hike away from the chairlift*, and that leads to most of the mountain being well chopped up by 11.30~ *on a weekend* which is about when you get off on an average day of ticket sales. I'm not trying to be too pessimistic, just saying... that's what happens

Oct 9 2011 2:50AM
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MothaHucker
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true, but you can always venture out even farther weather and snow permitting, if you know the area. Bullion basin and sourdough gap are dope.
Oct 9 2011 1:26PM
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Blake.P
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anybody know what the story with the park is this year? i heard some rumors (not really from credible sources, but whatever) that there wasnt going to be a park and that boyne was going to move all the jibs to snoqualmie
Oct 12 2011 11:39AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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I hope! Please!!!!!! No one crystal could hit a rail anyways
Oct 12 2011 2:25PM
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Blake.P
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there was a small group all year that could hit them, and everybody else was just shit
Oct 12 2011 3:18PM
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Blake.P
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its like they saw that. i guess i heard wrong
http://www.facebook.com/SasquatchJibPark
Oct 12 2011 3:46PM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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Yea, this was true. There was like 4 kids that could throw
Oct 12 2011 4:20PM
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Blake.P
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nah more than that. basically all the ns crews
Oct 12 2011 5:04PM
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SirFryanator
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lol there are plenty of people who can shred the rails at crystal. we just choose to go shred...other places.
Oct 12 2011 5:05PM
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cobra_commander
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bitch about not having a park for years....

hope it gets axed after one?
Oct 12 2011 6:13PM
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jibnut
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Sounds like Thomas
Oct 12 2011 7:02PM
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Mama.
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hee hee hee
Oct 12 2011 7:14PM
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Bodhisattva_
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They are having a park this year. One of my friends was bragging about getting on the park crew and he got offended when I asked him what park.. Ha they are just keeping all the jibs from last year. The park manager moved to Snoqualmie and they wouldn't let him take all the jibs that he built himself with him.
Oct 12 2011 7:38PM
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jibnut
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He just moved to Snoqual like to work in the park, because I thought Erik worked at Snoqual last year..
Oct 12 2011 7:47PM
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