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Facebook people who call themselves photographers

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MatRich
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everyone has a few facebook "friends" who clain themselves photographers. Their mom bought them a t2i or an other popular reflex on special at best buy and now they shoot away on auto and call themselves photographers.

Anyways we all know you have some of those friends: example John smith photographer. Post some examples of their shitty pictures.

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not sure if the second gem worked, but go at it guys lets see some hot headed automatic shooters up in hure!
Sep 8 2011 9:02PM
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Milksteak
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I can't fucking stand those people. Every 17 year old girl and their mother is a "photographer" these days.
Sep 8 2011 9:04PM
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PJS.
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people who post mirror pictures in sepia or something annoy me so much. especially when its a guy.
Sep 8 2011 9:05PM
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yeahno
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lollerskates






ingredients



1. Point and shoot camera, take picture of anything. LITERALLY anything.


2. Put on computer EDIT PHOTO IN PREVIEW, SAY I USE PHOTOSHOP


3. Make Black and White. IM SO HIPSTER ARTSYSEANTOM


4. Write girl quote in cursive in MS Paint. IM SO DEEP



Sep 8 2011 9:05PM
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PJS.
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that and people who think because something in the background is out of focus its art. RAAAAAAGE
Sep 8 2011 9:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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but but... sepia is so artistic, second only to black and white!
Sep 8 2011 9:05PM
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Supergyro
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Fuck'em
Sep 8 2011 9:06PM
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1337
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best quote ever
Sep 8 2011 9:06PM
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[evan]
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They use Piknik you n00b.
Sep 8 2011 9:06PM
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860media*
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people like this make me want to blow my brains out
Sep 8 2011 9:07PM
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michelle
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Pic semi related to my life
Sep 8 2011 9:07PM
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Balto
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if the only place a "photographer" uploads their photos is facebook, thats a dead give away

some fat ass from my town took this, I'll spare his other "work" the humiliation of this thread

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Sep 8 2011 9:08PM
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J.M
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Sep 8 2011 9:09PM
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Panchuk
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I have one of those... I'm no protographer but I actually think some of her pictures are good.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/SierraRose-Photography/123615691023216?ref=ts

Sep 8 2011 9:17PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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Sooo many of those on my facebook and they are always sending me requests to "like" their photography page. fucking absurd
Sep 8 2011 9:21PM
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james6345789
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this
Sep 8 2011 9:22PM
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WillStart
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I think the part that makes me lol even more about it is the consistently terrible use of watermarks.

I'm not known for my use of text either, but seriously, if their photos are gonna be complete shit, they should at least try to create a decent watermark.
Sep 8 2011 9:23PM
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Jonny7
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OP picture is pretty lame haha
Sep 8 2011 9:23PM
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Blindsurfer
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I can fully relate to that so many girls are doing this now fuck
Sep 8 2011 9:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the thing i hate more is wen all of their friends post back saying "oh my gosh that so prettyyyy i luv u
Sep 8 2011 9:26PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Sep 8 2011 9:27PM
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Davy.Crockett
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so artsy
Sep 8 2011 9:27PM
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jewFro
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Fuck! I was going to post that. First thing that came to mind.
Sep 8 2011 9:29PM
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MatRich
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I dunno, I kind of Like what I saw, she knows what shes doing. now if its her photography profile and not her main name its fine by me.
Sep 8 2011 9:32PM
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[evan]
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holy this.

OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOO PREEEETTTYYYYYY

Look up....solid 7.....
Sep 8 2011 9:33PM
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J-Evs
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hahaha. it is terrible, so many little freshman and sophomore girls think they are photographers around here...
this ones probably the worst though, i mean just look at the watermark

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Sep 8 2011 9:34PM
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FLBP
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You aint artsier than me
Sep 8 2011 9:34PM
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Raz.
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uhhhh i would like to say I'm a good photographer, I mean I'm in a college level photo class; but I post some of my stuff on facebook
Sep 8 2011 9:36PM
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klayer_9
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Some people can not use a camera to save their life
Sep 8 2011 9:36PM
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WillStart
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holy shit. that one takes the cake
Sep 8 2011 9:37PM
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GreenStezz
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I want this thread 50+ pages some day!!.....................
Sep 8 2011 9:37PM
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Relish_man
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are you kidding me? it had so much emotionnal depth! just take a second to analyse the facial expression on these perturbed toddlers; it speaks for itself! kids these days... wouldnt know photography if it hit them in the testicles.
Sep 8 2011 9:38PM
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Panchuk
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That's actually cool to hear from another photographer. Yeah, its her photography profile, not her normal facebook. Out of all of the "photographers" on facebook, I actually think she could go places. Hell, she's already doing random shoots and people are paying for it. I'm jealous.
Sep 8 2011 9:38PM
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.Ian.
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Honestly these people really piss me off. Especially like someone already said they'll take a picture with their t2i that their mom bought them and edit it poorly, smack a shitty watermark on it and call themselves a photographer.

Oh! Another one that pisses me off is soccer moms who also think they're "Photographers". I sell food at soccer events to pay for all my photography stuff. Countless times a mom will come up with a friggin 70-200 2.8 on a D7000 or even once a 5D mark II and I'll compliment them on it and try to talk photography if I'm bored or something. Every time they have no idea what they're talking about and the conversation ends with them saying something like "oh ya I just let the camera do all the work for me!"

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Sep 8 2011 9:40PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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and then they put thier pictire into like piknik and "edit " them and make them have words on it or they will auto correct the lighting and make the settings all fucked up
Sep 8 2011 9:40PM
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pink_squid
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I totally agree with this. BUT my friend savannah does some pretty cool stuff:Click for larger image
Sep 8 2011 9:40PM
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Panchuk
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Link to this facebook page? Looks epic. Is that the location thrown across the top? and the CMP is the watermark? Truly epic.
Sep 8 2011 9:41PM
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maxwell666
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cause you got sideburns and a vintage tee
Sep 8 2011 9:41PM
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MatRich
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its a god damm kids party and there are huge scary shadows in the picture making it look like they are being looked over by evil. you have to keep the intent in mind when shooting photos or else it just turns out like shit, which this did
Sep 8 2011 9:42PM
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.spaghetticat.
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LOL AT Spoiled little girl
Sep 8 2011 9:44PM
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geteducated
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too many people think they are special.
Sep 8 2011 9:45PM
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TijmenDal
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Sick cropping skills bra.\

I know exactly what the OP means. Annoys me as fuck!
Sep 8 2011 9:49PM
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soulskier
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some of those dudes are reaaaally good at photo editing also
Sep 8 2011 9:52PM
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rigzz
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the thing I hate even more is one my friend, when he is taking my camera (a simple d40) always try to get a tree, a leaf, or anything really close to the lens and put it out of focus and I always tell him it looks like shit, but he doesn't understand.. let me show you....

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Want more? He's ALWAYS doing this shit, and calls himself artsy.. SHUT UP DAWG!
Sep 8 2011 9:55PM
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steep
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah


and this one made me really lol. these are comments on this picture:

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*caption: Me with my new Canon t1i (: *

A girl comments: sooo *****, how much was that camera?! (:
including lenses.

the kid comments: WELL, Alyssa, $799 for just the body not including lenses

girl: :O woah baby!
that's one mighty expensive camera. i bet it's fucking AMAZING.

kid: well its the best dslr EOS out(:
no other eos camera has 15 megapixels(:
and an adjustable shutter speed up to 6400 iso
and the worlds fastest camera start up time 0.01 seconds
and is the first camera to record in full hd 1080p
(1920x1080 res)

it just made me lol so much. " best dslr EOS out(: " LOL WUT.


And his pictures are pretty bad...
Sep 8 2011 9:55PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Its her personal facebook page, so I'm not gonna link to it. I feel bad just putting that up there...but I've struggled with not opening my mouth and just let her do her thang.

For shits n giggles (not really, more like pulling my hair out)

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In her defense, she takes some sick photos sometimes. Her problem is not picking out the select few that are great, she's gotta post all 200 and writes essays to any reply she gets.
Sep 8 2011 9:55PM
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.Emerson.
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Sep 8 2011 9:58PM
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will-g
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Sep 8 2011 10:02PM
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WillStart
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cool idea, poor execution though. i never understand why people take the time to watermark and upload photos that are entirely out of focus...that's something people are supposed to be ashamed of, not proud of. to all shitty photographers out there: you don't HAVE to upload every single picture you take.
Sep 8 2011 10:08PM
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Raz.
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please. PLEASE. link me.
Sep 8 2011 10:09PM
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1337
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lost
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