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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Guard_Puma
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So farr, Copper treating me well! Took the lift up to the top (and back), played some mini golf, and my buddy's mom picked up my dinner and bar tab! 6 beers in and I am substantially drunk, gotta love the altitude. Tomorrow: longboard to Breck!!! WOOOOOO!!!
Jul 3 2012 12:07AM
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KillaSteeze
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i searched for like an hour last night looking for this thread and couldn't find it, i sometimes wonder how drunk i really get haha
Jul 3 2012 12:10AM
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KillaSteeze
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can someone explain to me about this high altitude thing?
Jul 3 2012 12:11AM
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Guard_Puma
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When you go from low altitude to high altitude, your body is affected differently by alcohol, so you get way drunk way faster than usual. Or vice versa, in ThaLorax's case.
Jul 3 2012 10:43AM
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PON3
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My guess it has to deal with how your blood is, since there is less oxygen in it. Also you get dehydrated quicker, which makes you drunk faster. Those are my two theories. But Im only an expert on getting drunk, not the science behind it.
Jul 3 2012 1:21PM
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50in07
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zach praise better sign with the wild of I'm just gonna cry over the fourth of july. Come on Wild! Refreshing twitter has been my shit for the praise watch.
Jul 3 2012 5:29PM
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50in07
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Im on a boat niggas
Jul 3 2012 5:44PM
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Chief.Queef
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Caddied this morning. Boat right after with beers. Picked up dinner and alcohol. Drank hard since then and smoked 2 bowls and a j. Feel good.
Jul 5 2012 12:17AM
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DC_Steeze
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No way dude i live in dc too and just saw a pickup truck with a ton of ski stickers on it. there arnt many people who ski around here but i guess that wouldnt happen to be you?
Jul 5 2012 12:32AM
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DC_Steeze
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Not to mention i believe the owner of the truck was in a group playing beer pong at the local pong place behind the rec center at my local park
Jul 5 2012 12:33AM
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DsMoK3
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I'm fucking wasted
Jul 5 2012 4:37AM
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Big_Spence
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beer olympics. puke n ralllyyy
Jul 5 2012 4:44AM
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ThaLorax
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No, I flew in for my brother's wedding...
Jul 6 2012 6:36PM
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Lemuel
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*boot and rally
Jul 6 2012 10:17PM
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Jane6
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such a legit day and night, been chilling at my friend's new studio apartment with the coolest balcony ever, beautiful view all over town. still dont know why Ive been referred to as "the slut" of the grouup though
Jul 7 2012 10:25PM
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Anathema
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maybe it's the fact that you admire the view of the city while they plow you doggy style on that balcony
Jul 7 2012 10:28PM
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PON3
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heheheheheheh
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Jul 7 2012 10:39PM
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Jane6
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Nah man
Jul 8 2012 8:47AM
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NPF
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bubbles. you are the man
Jul 10 2012 5:03AM
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justinp4400
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lol like wht os that gif and also do like wacth that youtube video or nt? also whos gettin read for tomorow??


bump (lol)
Jul 12 2012 12:29AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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OK so here's my golf story for tonight (you'll also see this in the 'I'm drunk' thread). Myself, *bird and another fellow bro went out to our local golf course at around 1 and chilled there, passed some bowls, fired up the hookah and slammed brews all on the 17th green. It was insanely chill. Like not even describable chill. I highly recommend it doing it someday at your local course.
I also posted this in the golf thread. Sorry just pumped about what happened tonight plus I'm still very inebriated.
Jul 12 2012 7:18AM
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Toasty.
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fuck her man, why do i fall for girls so quickly
Jul 14 2012 8:52PM
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andybob
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You and me both man.

Been hanging with my friend John Jameson for the past couple hours. Feeling damn good right now.
Jul 14 2012 11:16PM
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Sno.
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there ya go!
Jul 14 2012 11:16PM
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andybob
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Yeah.

Hit up a girl to go to the movies tonight but she's out of town at a Zac Brown Band concert so I decided to just stay home.

I met this girl at my new job and we're in training together for the next 8 weeks or so. We hung out all week at work, but I'm not sure i I should make a move or not. She's cute as hell and really down to earth.

I'm rambling.

lol
Jul 14 2012 11:23PM
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Sno.
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If you're together for the next 8 weeks, my advice would be to wait it out longer before making the move. make friends...make her laugh.

Jul 15 2012 12:24AM
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Big5hifty
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Fucking kings. This game wil be the death of me.
Jul 15 2012 1:40AM
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PON3
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BUMP!

Found a 12 pack for 8 dills, and its 8.1% content. Someone is getting fucked up on super shitty beer!
Jul 18 2012 10:57PM
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alexat955
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some fucking girl threw up all over my garage tonight. but I made out with some other girl so it's all good I guess
Jul 19 2012 5:30AM
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Ciara
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Them kings games by the bonfire.
Jul 19 2012 3:20PM
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asapCferg
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TITS OR GTFO literally i want nudes..dont worry wont tell the mods
Jul 21 2012 11:39PM
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andybob
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Word.

I took your advice and hung out with her this entire past week. We took lunch together and went on a couple walks while at work. Today I asked if she wanted to hit up a movie but she was busy. I think I'll just play it cool for the rest of the weekend and talk to her on Monday when we head back to work. I just don't want to take it too slow and get "friendzoned".

Jul 21 2012 11:55PM
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mattytru
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i love how everyone on this thread goes automatically to bottom post to post theor own drunk shit. does anyuone know what i mean?? or is that just me being an asshole ): ):
Jul 21 2012 11:55PM
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84891jnf92048
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you're crazy
Jul 21 2012 11:55PM
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asapCferg
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youre 12 your not supposed to be here im telling your mom your gonna be grounded
Jul 22 2012 12:50AM
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asapCferg
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no i love you and your the tits....le wut are ye talkin bout
Jul 22 2012 12:51AM
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gnarles.
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im gunna watch this right now
Jul 22 2012 1:03AM
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PON3
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I like you
Jul 22 2012 1:46AM
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ThaLorax
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Fuckin Wooks tryin to tell me all this hippie shit. Damn them and trying to smoke me out! What's this shit called "cannabis"? It's been about 45 minutes and I'm feeling kind of wierd.
Jul 22 2012 2:52AM
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SassySloth
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who's fucked up. i am
Jul 22 2012 3:12AM
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Toasty.
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lol. i could tell from your status on fb
Jul 22 2012 4:07AM
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errrka
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I was looking for this thread last night..... I was too drunk to find it.
Jul 22 2012 1:03PM
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Spinoza
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There's a thread for that: http://hwww.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657343/
Jul 22 2012 1:11PM
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PON3
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BOOM! get fucked up!
Jul 27 2012 7:34PM
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MountainManDan
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Recently got MIP'ed. Parents decided that it was better if I party at homne.

Fuck yeah for dope stepmoms

Jul 28 2012 1:20AM
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Spinoza
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I'm not drink but fuck me heart heart hart
Jul 28 2012 3:25AM
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Toasty.
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Message i sent to a girl last night whilst drinking.

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Jul 28 2012 1:49PM
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DUKES
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gin and tonic you would
Jul 28 2012 1:51PM
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Toasty.
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whiskey sours. gin and tonic was earlier in the night
Jul 28 2012 1:53PM
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DUKES
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you are truly boring.............jk bro
Jul 28 2012 1:54PM
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