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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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SterlingArcher
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someone drank all my beer damnit.
Jun 19 2012 8:16AM
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Spinoza
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It's fun to guess kids' ages based on what they write in this thread. 16?
Jun 19 2012 9:28AM
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SterlingArcher
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High schoolers and their hard lemonade
Jun 19 2012 9:34AM
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Spinoza
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Whiskey sour FTW: Double in a small cup with extra ice
Jun 19 2012 9:37AM
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Tikayt
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Next time i'm drunk I promise i'll come and post exactly what will be goin' on in my mind and at the party. Well i'll try because my eyes are tricky when i'm drunk!
Jun 19 2012 9:39AM
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84891jnf92048
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Managua gulled hat I'd ded
Jun 19 2012 11:08PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
playing call of duty and drinking every time I die. I wish I wasnt so good at this game then I could get drunk faster.
Jun 19 2012 11:15PM
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84891jnf92048
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that actually worked. wtf I'm the man
Jun 19 2012 11:36PM
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SterlingArcher
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which one?
Jun 20 2012 8:32AM
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Jane6
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hahahaha vafan händer det ar fucking onsdag I wasnt supposed tobe this drunk
Jun 20 2012 5:29PM
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PON3
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Modern Warfare 2. Goodshit
Jun 20 2012 10:04PM
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SterlingArcher
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What console?
Jun 20 2012 11:23PM
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PON3
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PS3 yo!

N3wmanat3r add me!
Jun 20 2012 11:41PM
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NPF
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last night was retarded
Jun 21 2012 11:39AM
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Ski_ThEast
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well this thread applies to me too abd i had to end the night short cause i got a lax tournament tomorrow and i gotta wake up at like 5 30
Jun 23 2012 10:42PM
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Saintlysteeze
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Blackout drunk from 8-12 last night. not really sure what I did in that time frame, but my dick hurt when I got home.
Jun 23 2012 10:47PM
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Chief.Queef
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Such a chill night. Love the guys I chill with. Love the cape. Love making money. Good mood all round. I'm slizzerdd
Jun 23 2012 11:33PM
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NPF
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GRAD 2012 WE GO HARD IN TH PAINT YEEEE get at me thug life street die
Jun 24 2012 7:30AM
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Chief.Queef
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Started drinking beers at 5. Smoked at 7. Drank
Jun 24 2012 11:15PM
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B-WASS
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just gonna drop in and say hi
Jun 25 2012 1:05AM
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snowdon
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too many people saw my boobs today. Oh well, no point to life if you cant have some fun.
Jun 25 2012 5:54AM
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NPF
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well may as well post some pics
Jun 25 2012 6:02AM
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PON3
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This, or PM to me on fear of getting banned
Jun 25 2012 8:16PM
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B-WASS
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i think i might be becoming an alchoholic
Jun 26 2012 1:07AM
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Amadeus.
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im so shiitty. i love you all.
Jun 26 2012 1:54AM
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NPF
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yeah a nice PM will work.
Jun 26 2012 2:53AM
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ThaLorax
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Free access to the VIP pre-tasting party for the COlorado Brewers FEstival I worked at the weekend got me damn shwasty friday night. Woke up and checked my camel pack the next day to find my wallet and found 5 pint glasses in it. I had no idea 5 pint glasses could even fit in my camel pack. One of the brewers refused to pour me sample size drinks and kept pouring me full pints so that I'd have to chug the whole thing before I could sample another brewery's beer. What a dick!
Jun 26 2012 8:45PM
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forrest-cole
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shjiatt i'm tankerd
Jun 26 2012 11:07PM
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B-WASS
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this thread should be stickyed
Jun 27 2012 12:16AM
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Ski_ThEast
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holy shit yes, this thread is so hard to find especially when drunk. Like so but luckily it was on the first page.
Jun 27 2012 12:46AM
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Gauer
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Thats because you did it wrong. You have to take it like a man.
Jun 27 2012 1:02AM
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.Jacob
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AYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOO
Jun 27 2012 2:11AM
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Jane6
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viva españaaaaa!!!
Jun 27 2012 6:20PM
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Guard_Puma
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I wouldn't mind being in on this.
Jun 27 2012 8:02PM
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PON3
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Well im off to Mexico to see my GF. Adios Amigos! see you drunkasses in 5 days!
Jun 28 2012 12:37AM
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B-WASS
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its not that ive just started drinking its just that sjummer nsg makes this this thread so easy t ofind
Jun 28 2012 12:51AM
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thenightman
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drinikng alone, don't cere. Forgetting Sarha Marshall is on FX, it's fukcing hilarious.
Jun 28 2012 1:29AM
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50in07
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great movie plus mila kunis is in it
Jun 29 2012 1:34AM
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Jane6
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been hanginh out with canadians all night, Spinozas two friends who are euro trippin aww yeahh
Jun 29 2012 10:28PM
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ThaLorax
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My brother is 35, getting married this weekend, and has never been drunk before. Somebody has to make up for him!
Jun 30 2012 12:22AM
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Willgum
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Jun 30 2012 12:30AM
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Sno.
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lols. God I love gifs
Jun 30 2012 3:45AM
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NPF
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... im taking it he is still a vigin as well... fuck dude.

Jun 30 2012 5:57AM
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ThaLorax
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Uhh, no.
Jun 30 2012 10:55AM
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alexat955
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mhmmmmmmm
Jul 1 2012 2:58AM
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Guard_Puma
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Not drunk yet, but I'm off to Copper for a week! Soon I will be reaping the benefits of high altitude drinking.
Jul 1 2012 11:11AM
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PON3
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I always love that, so cheap!
Jul 1 2012 1:50PM
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ThaLorax
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...not when you live there and go to Wash, DC like I am in now. I'm like 8 drinks deep which usually gets me hammed, but I'm only slightly buzzed. Not fair!
Jul 2 2012 12:16AM
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PON3
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No bueno! SHOTS! haha

Usually when I drink in breck i am always in a hot tub, plus high altitude, so it takes me like 4 beers to get wasted haha. Usually back in kansas 8 or 9 does the job well.
Jul 2 2012 1:10AM
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