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connecticuntI was at a house party last night and ran into my ex's dad. Not that weird, we both work at the mountain as he's only like 36 ish so we tend to be at a lot of the same places. But he was trying to wingman for me and introduced me to all his 20 something year old friends as "his little chicken Kenzie" and he was telling everyone about how if anyone hurt "his little chicken Kenzie" that he would personally rip their pinkies off.
So thanks billy for showing me I'm still part of the fam in the weirdest way possible.
yelselYour ex's dad is only 36ish?! Are you like 8 or something?
Just.Go.With.ItOnly 10 and a half hours left.
What's on my mind? Starting to wonder if I just really suck at skiing
yelselYour ex's dad is only 36ish?! Are you like 8 or something?
*TURBONERD*Nah, you're thinking of Gin.
milk_manI had a dream about a turbocharged Prelude
theBearJewWho else hates sitting down on a toilet and the seat being warm.. wondering if the man who just washed his hands was last in and you feel gross sitting there.
theBearJewWho else hates sitting down on a toilet and the seat being warm.. wondering if the man who just washed his hands was last in and you feel gross sitting there.
Jane6hahahaha
and yeah wtf my dad was 37 when I was born, my mind is blown right now
Jane6hahahaha
and yeah wtf my dad was 37 when I was born, my mind is blown right now
yelselMine were 22 when they had me. Christ, that's fucking YOUNG!
Chewy.If he had him at 18, and the kid is 18 now, that's understandable. Young, but not uncommon.
last_tangobetter be an si with 4ws
yelselSadly, it isnt uncommon.
Weird to think that if I followed in my parents footsteps, I'd have an 11 year old and a 7 year old right now. Fuck. That. Noise.
Chewy.If he had him at 18, and the kid is 18 now, that's understandable. Young, but not uncommon.
.Rybak.My mom just turned 50...
yelselMine were 22 when they had me. Christ, that's fucking YOUNG!
DeebieSkeebiesBest day of park rippin of the season. New tricks and almost got punched by a jerry stuff
yelselYour ex's dad is only 36ish?! Are you like 8 or something?
Chewy.Shower you
TheFapAll the motivation I need
plyswthsqrrlsthis needs more detail. punched by jerry stories are always awesome
DeebieSkeebieswell, his kid tried hitting me with his poles, does that count?
nah, he didn't swing at us, just threats of violence in broken Argentinian English. He was just being a dick and blocking off features as his kids skied down the landings. I just simply told him to move, and that what they were doing is dangerous, and they should take it somewhere else besides the park. He understands what I am saying, ignores me, continues to let his kids ski down the landing, clusters up the 2nd jump, we tell him to move again, and he fucking freaks out, starts yelling and swearing at us for no reason. dude was a fuckin kook, all right in front of his family.
Honestly, we were being really cool and courteous until asshole screamed at us, and blocked the jump off so he could make some BS point or something. got into a little bit with him, exchanged words, told him how much of a "fucking dumbass" he was for doing that, and he wanted to go for some reason. He called me a "poosy cat" which was hilarious, we were crackin up as homeboy was fuming. shit was hilarious. 10/10 altercation.
then my friend sprayed the living Christ out of him, bombed to the chair, got like a 1/4 of the way up, he saw us, and was practically about to climb the tower to murder us, he was so fucking mad. its kind of fun being a little shit sometimes. feel free to downvote this shit or whatever, I don't give a fuck.
DeebieSkeebieswell, his kid tried hitting me with his poles, does that count?
nah, he didn't swing at us, just threats of violence in broken Argentinian English. He was just being a dick and blocking off features as his kids skied down the landings. I just simply told him to move, and that what they were doing is dangerous, and they should take it somewhere else besides the park. He understands what I am saying, ignores me, continues to let his kids ski down the landing, clusters up the 2nd jump, we tell him to move again, and he fucking freaks out, starts yelling and swearing at us for no reason. dude was a fuckin kook, all right in front of his family.
Honestly, we were being really cool and courteous until asshole screamed at us, and blocked the jump off so he could make some BS point or something. got into a little bit with him, exchanged words, told him how much of a "fucking dumbass" he was for doing that, and he wanted to go for some reason. He called me a "poosy cat" which was hilarious, we were crackin up as homeboy was fuming. shit was hilarious. 10/10 altercation.
then my friend sprayed the living Christ out of him, bombed to the chair, got like a 1/4 of the way up, he saw us, and was practically about to climb the tower to murder us, he was so fucking mad. its kind of fun being a little shit sometimes. feel free to downvote this shit or whatever, I don't give a fuck.
plyswthsqrrlsI'm just mad i could only upvote it once. 10/10 would read again
.Hugo.No offense to anyone on here, but people who live in ir near mountain towns are so pompous and entitled. Apparently while im skiing down the hill im suppose to look up to make sure this crusty old man isnt going to run into me? Lol no, eat my ass
GhosterIve had the past 4 months to write a 3000 word report that is due tomorrow. Guess I should start it now.
DeebieSkeebieswell, his kid tried hitting me with his poles, does that count?
nah, he didn't swing at us, just threats of violence in broken Argentinian English. He was just being a dick and blocking off features as his kids skied down the landings. I just simply told him to move, and that what they were doing is dangerous, and they should take it somewhere else besides the park. He understands what I am saying, ignores me, continues to let his kids ski down the landing, clusters up the 2nd jump, we tell him to move again, and he fucking freaks out, starts yelling and swearing at us for no reason. dude was a fuckin kook, all right in front of his family.
Honestly, we were being really cool and courteous until asshole screamed at us, and blocked the jump off so he could make some BS point or something. got into a little bit with him, exchanged words, told him how much of a "fucking dumbass" he was for doing that, and he wanted to go for some reason. He called me a "poosy cat" which was hilarious, we were crackin up as homeboy was fuming. shit was hilarious. 10/10 altercation.
then my friend sprayed the living Christ out of him, bombed to the chair, got like a 1/4 of the way up, he saw us, and was practically about to climb the tower to murder us, he was so fucking mad. its kind of fun being a little shit sometimes. feel free to downvote this shit or whatever, I don't give a fuck.
coolflash8I HATE ARGUING ON THE INTERNET BUT I CAN'T LET THIS CONSERVATIVE FUCKHEAD GET THE LAST WORD. GAHHHHH
milk_manI don't know why you get so angry and worked up haha
We're just talking, neither of us is gonna change our views
milk_manI don't know why you get so angry and worked up haha
We're just talking, neither of us is gonna change our views
milk_manI don't know why you get so angry and worked up haha
We're just talking, neither of us is gonna change our views
coolflash8I know man I guess I'm hot blooded. I'd burn a doob with you IRL tho
.Hugo.No offense to anyone on here, but people who live in ir near mountain towns are so pompous and entitled. Apparently while im skiing down the hill im suppose to look up to make sure this crusty old man isnt going to run into me? Lol no, eat my ass
milk_manI like being able to talk about controversial topics with people, it might not seem like it but I actually do care about and want to learn what other people believe
milk_manI like being able to talk about controversial topics with people, it might not seem like it but I actually do care about and want to learn what other people believe
