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Describe your most unusual sexual experience using a haiku

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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
First line is five syllables

Second line is seven syllables

Third line is five syllables
May 19 2011 4:17AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
On a race car bed
We fucked and she gave me head
I peed in her butt
May 25 2011 6:58PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

thought were home alone

begin having sexy time

oh shit hi mother

May 25 2011 7:08PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 162
Up on that there dune
Put it right there in her poon
oh look! Naked dude!!
May 25 2011 7:11PM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
ahhahahhahaah
May 25 2011 7:19PM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
ahahaha mushroom stamp on face
May 25 2011 8:59PM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
my threads
May 26 2011 1:20PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
In the gondola heading down.

Ski clothes hot and so is girlfriend.

I love the Heavenly Gondola.
May 26 2011 2:25PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,687
The fuck? haha. I only remember posting it in LM one time ever
May 26 2011 3:31PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Bringing this thread back...



Vodka and 7up
Jose Cuervo in a cup
Did I get laid? yup.


Jun 14 2011 10:14AM
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Rodigan
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 1,814
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaahha
Jun 14 2011 2:24PM
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ballsofsteeze
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
This haha
Jun 14 2011 3:30PM
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Malarky
Posts: 349 - Karma: 11
In my brothers car
And of course the condom breaks
Do it anyway
Jun 14 2011 3:37PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

this was not me but a story someone told me about one of those nerdy band kids,

2 guys in a car

jokingly sucks on finger

guy one jizzes hard

Jun 14 2011 3:41PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
deserves a bump
Dec 11 2011 6:59PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 2,937
got little too drunk
took home a fatty fatty
sobered up too fast
Dec 11 2011 7:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap WTF MOM
Dec 11 2011 7:05PM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
In my car after uni,
whilst driving swiftly to my humble home,
this girl sucked my dome.
Dec 11 2011 7:06PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 1,030
got a little creative with the formatting and punctuation

dilemma... pussy or Potter premier?
came in her ass.... shower? no time!
still got a seat.... success!
Jan 9 2012 8:26PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
A normal night with my girl
then it all changed
The condom did not stay on.

(not sure if changed is one or two)
Jan 9 2012 8:32PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
To this day I still think about this little masterpiece.
Jul 8 2013 2:50PM
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Hatsnballs
Posts: 836 - Karma: 2,159
playgym closed empty

the slide is all slippery

now more slippery
Jul 8 2013 3:01PM
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sarahtumbas
Posts: 87 - Karma: 79
inside of his car
a truck slowed down to check up
it was my next door neighbours
Jul 8 2013 5:31PM
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