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Haiku

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Bock
Posts: 748 - Karma: 1,652
in Language Arts we have to make a project full of poetry and this was my haiku,

Cats build a booter
tom stomps a switch five japan
so much afterbang

What the???  -teacher

if you think im a troll, sorry. i thought it was worth posting.
May 11 2011 8:19PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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language arts huh?
May 11 2011 8:32PM
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pink_squid
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Haikus are simple

but sometimes confusing

refrigerator
May 11 2011 8:34PM
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.Midwest
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Riding my A-bangs
Cover my skis in pancakes
Leggo my eggo.
May 11 2011 9:52PM
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tuna.
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such an unexpected lol.
May 11 2011 9:54PM
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*TURBONERD*
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tom wallisch does tricks
i jizz so much in my pants
suck my big fat cock.
May 11 2011 10:17PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
Not a haiku, but.....

For Chad

Where is it
I can’t find it
They tell me I will never do it

I sure showed them

I found  it
I felt free
I felt like I was on top of the world

They never believed me
when I told them, they made insane stories
Imaginary people, things
They blew it up

My hopes and dreams as if by dynamite
Until I got proof
I gave them what they wanted

Still, crazy stories about it
I can’t stand it so I had to leave
Here I am no more.



In memory of Tanner’s ankles.



May 11 2011 10:29PM
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Chompo.
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EPIC
May 11 2011 10:33PM
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.Midwest
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Needs more references of Alta and broken ankles.
May 11 2011 10:34PM
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percs
Posts: 2273 - Karma: 5,694
K Feds everywhere

Seven in the cold Breck air

Skiing with no cares

Also:

Tall tee(s) are frozen

Wu tang verses be spoken

Ankles are broken
Apr 9 2014 12:59AM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
this thread is awesome
i am all about haikus
but this one is shit
Apr 9 2014 1:29AM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
Dev

A Poem by Dev




Damn Dev, sick butter!
I wish I could be you, Dev.
Your butters are sick
Apr 9 2014 10:17AM
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B_Shonn
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DevDev

A Poem by Dev




Damn Dev, sick butter!
I wish I could be you, Dev.
Your butters are sick


God damn dev
Apr 9 2014 10:18AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
AsteriskNot a haiku, but.....

For Chad
Where is it
I can’t find it
They tell me I will never do it

I sure showed them

I found  it
I felt free
I felt like I was on top of the world

They never believed me
when I told them, they made insane stories
Imaginary people, things
They blew it up

My hopes and dreams as if by dynamite
Until I got proof
I gave them what they wanted

Still, crazy stories about it
I can’t stand it so I had to leave
Here I am no more.



In memory of Tanner’s ankles.


People, we need to upvote this post so that it can make it into the Yearbook!
Apr 9 2014 11:15AM
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