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KKloeps
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Well I love it.  They released a new flavor a little while ago, called rehab.  It's non-carbonated, so good for chugging.  I chugged one of these for 10 bucks, 52 seconds.
Whats your favorite flavor?  Or whats your favorite energy drink if you don't like monster.  :)
Apr 27 2011 8:25PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
i dont like energy drinks
Apr 27 2011 8:26PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
52 seconds to drink a drink thats like 6 or 700 ml? that's kinda weak, no?
Apr 27 2011 8:27PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
I don't drink energy drinks tht much. But the original monster green. Best is 23 seconds for 1litre of juice or something.
Apr 27 2011 8:56PM
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AWALLRUS.
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im hooked on the dranks. in the winter i like red monster and normal rockstar.
in the summer i like green rockstar.
Apr 27 2011 8:58PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
monster Energy.......... is the result of ringing out a a sack of chemicals  then putting in dye and a citrusy flavor
Apr 27 2011 9:00PM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Don't really like monster.

I either drink Red Bull or Starbucks Double Shot if it's in the morning.
Apr 27 2011 9:00PM
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cooner
Posts: 72 - Karma: 30
energy drinks do bad bad things to me. bad.
Apr 27 2011 9:04PM
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swd
Posts: 475 - Karma: 12
I like monster the best because i think it tastes good and gives me the most energy. I don't really like the taste of Red Bull and it gives me the least energy. Green/Red amp gives me a little bit of a energy boost but it seems just like mountain dew. I think rockstar just tastes like ass. I try not to drink to many energy drinks though.
Apr 27 2011 9:06PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
I just stick to blow
Apr 27 2011 9:07PM
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_Ryan_
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drank 250 ml in 2.5 seconds /claim
Apr 27 2011 9:08PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
There's no doubt that Monster is the worst of the big three (Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar). It has a syrup texture and just tastes like shit. Red Bull is miles ahead of the competition. The typical can is a smaller serving, I feel that it gives me the most energy, and definitely has the best taste. Rockstar is basically on the same level as Monster since Red Bull is the only one I will drink. However, I have had the Monster Java and that is pretty damn good.
Apr 27 2011 9:10PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
All energy drinks taste the same. Sugar.
Apr 27 2011 9:15PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
i only drink it because tammy wallstacks toes.
Apr 27 2011 9:17PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
boom. nailed it on the head
Apr 27 2011 9:18PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I only drink tea because captain picard does
Apr 27 2011 9:20PM
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soulskier
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i drink coffee
Apr 27 2011 9:22PM
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CassiusClay
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Look up the caffeine contents on those, you'd be surprised to see Red Bull is much lower, like 60 mg compared to 180-200 range of Monster/Rockstar = less energy, but Red Bull is probably healthier for you in that respect, not that any of those are healthy at all.
Apr 27 2011 9:28PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
lol
Apr 27 2011 9:29PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
Monster gets boring if you drink it often.. Well, that's my experience.
Fun to chug before parties and to pump you up. The Monster FMJ is the best, soo big.
Apr 27 2011 10:26PM
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samsquamch
Posts: 342 - Karma: 96
i shotgunned a monster java, one of the worst decisions ever, tasted like carbonated milk
Apr 27 2011 10:32PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
energy drinks taste like piss imo
Apr 27 2011 10:34PM
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KKloeps
Posts: 723 - Karma: 43
16oz
Apr 28 2011 3:07PM
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Kratotalaga
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
i can buy a monster for about 3 dollars or go get an adderall for 3 dollars, um ya i hate caffeine
Apr 28 2011 3:09PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I take 5 sips and think to myself, "Why'd I spend 4 bucks on this?"

Apr 28 2011 3:13PM
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Petey.
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Red Bull is the best for you, healthwise. Ironic because it's an energy drink, but it was the first real energy drink that was big, thus, it's the least tampered with.

Red Bull and Rockstar original are the only ones to go with. Amp is a joke and Monster is ok when I can't get RB or RS. Personally, it's annoying to see how many varieties of the same shit these companies try to put out. Like damn, you could make a list 5 pages long.
Apr 28 2011 3:13PM
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Petey.
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That would make sense considering there is lowfat milk in all (or at least a few) of the Java series drinks.

On the other hand, they're not carbonated, sooo..?
Apr 28 2011 3:18PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Reg monster is possibly the worst thing in the world. I am a Rockstar fan, Red Bull is meh. I don't drink them often. Blue (agave) Full Throttle is good as well.
Apr 28 2011 3:26PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
52 seconds? i remember when i was 12.

I shotgunned a 24oz 4LOKO in 4 seconds.

pussy.
Apr 28 2011 3:37PM
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tall_t
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i can chug half a can of red bull when im really thirsty. i would rather buy rockstar than monster because its really big
Apr 28 2011 3:43PM
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.Hugo.
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Th only monster i drink is Dub. Shits good
Apr 28 2011 3:45PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
I remember my first 4LOKO...

But really, 52 seconds should be easily 3 cans
Apr 28 2011 3:56PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
NOS energy drink
Apr 28 2011 4:08PM
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KKloeps
Posts: 723 - Karma: 43
Chug, different from shotgun...
Apr 28 2011 11:55PM
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lanny94
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 165
i only drink monster cause i have to put gotta go with green for my fav flavor but there all really good(paid to say that)
Apr 29 2011 12:13AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
thats what i get when i need a wake up. practically 2/3.00 in every store i go to. not to mention 2 cans has about 500 mg of caffeine, which fucks with you
Apr 29 2011 12:13AM
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triebby
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I just recently obtained a half case of Monster Nitrous for free, and I must say it's pretty tasty. Though if I had to choose, Monster Java is the shit. I'm a big fan of Loca Mocha and Irish Blend. If there was a non energized version of those two, I would drink them like water.
Apr 29 2011 12:17AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
No it isn't you retard. For all i know you could have poured it into a cup then chugged it, that would be even faster than a shotgun. I don't understand why your bragging about drinking 16 ounces in a minute, thats downright embarrassing. I could do that using a coffee stir as a straw. Try putting down 24 ounces in 4 seconds, then we'll talk.


Apr 29 2011 1:17AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I like regular monster... +Vodka... Lots of vodka
Apr 29 2011 1:37AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,459
I chugged a 4 loko, took me like 2 miniutes cause that shit tastes like ass and i blow at chugging anyway
Apr 29 2011 1:41AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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i enjoy the odd energy drank, monster original, mixx and irish cream are my favs

as for others, red bull is good when its really cold, if its warm its disgusting, rockstar orange i like, and amp lemonade, its actually has a recognizable flavor haha
Apr 29 2011 3:13AM
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steezology101
Posts: 200 - Karma: 12
Not really a fan of monster. It has a weird flavor and it seems really thick, like a syrup. I go with the Red Bulls all day.
Apr 29 2011 6:19AM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
Rockstar cola is pretty good. I prefer the taste of red bull cola over rocstar cola but redbull cola isnt an energy drink. just a regular cola. rockstar cola is energy cola though and its rather tastey
Apr 29 2011 9:11AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
Exactly this.
Apr 29 2011 9:25AM
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Banane.
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Well, i chug a 18 oz of beer in 10 second, i dont like monster. 52 second is slow
Apr 29 2011 9:46AM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851
for all you who live in the north east:

1. go into a cumberland farms
2. take a chill zone cup and pour a normal size red monster into it
3. fill the rest with cherry chill zone
4. ??????
5. pay only $.89 for an awesome drink!!!!!!!!

i in no way condone this life hack, its illegal
Apr 29 2011 9:57AM
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HKrass
Posts: 396 - Karma: 43
they are all not so bad, but red bull is my favorite by far.
Apr 29 2011 10:14AM
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KKloeps
Posts: 723 - Karma: 43
What I try to do, but my cumby's is small and watches you full it up.
Apr 29 2011 12:17PM
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Big_Spence
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ha i find that extremely hard to believe just because i tried shotgunning one.
unless you put it in a glass, then it could potentially be possible.
Apr 29 2011 12:47PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
do i need to post the video?
Apr 29 2011 12:58PM
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skithesprings
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ok, not my best, but 6 seconds regardless.

Apr 29 2011 1:06PM
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