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Its not "dirty" anymore... its "messi"

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Yeezus
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the word dirty is over with. everything is messi now...

yoo youre dirty at soccer...!
no. Im messi at soccer.

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inb4 stupid comments saying fucking messy and dirty and their ACTUAL definitions blah blah blah.
Apr 27 2011 5:00PM
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no_steeze
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is that from eduardo's injury? he was the man
Apr 27 2011 9:52PM
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.skiperisher.
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soccer is a girls game. why dont you go jump on the ground and pretend you are hurt a bit more
Apr 27 2011 10:01PM
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84891jnf92048
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they do that to give their teammates a break from what would otherwise be 90 minutes of running at full speed back and forth. get learned.
Apr 27 2011 10:04PM
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.skiperisher.
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thats bs. if they cant run around for 90 minutes then they shouldnt be playing at top level.

watched a guy from chelsea get stretcherd off because he broke his jaw. was it really nessesary for the stretcher. plus the whole ordeal took about 15 minutes
Apr 27 2011 10:13PM
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Yeezus
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you know how much ground you cover at a professional level of soccer? your fitness has to be higher than basically any sport there is out there. maybe besides track. regardless. stretchers are safety precautions.. in football you use god damn golf carts.. after running for as much as you do in soccer, taking a hit to your head could knock you out because of how tired you are. they use the stretcher because they might pass out... & no. it took literally a minute and a half.. i saw the game
Apr 27 2011 10:16PM
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.skiperisher.
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personly think this should be their uniform

Apr 27 2011 10:26PM
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steep
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soccer is straight back and forth running. football is run, hit stand around and again, and then rest for 5:00 + minutes. baseball is stand a swing a bat, run max 360 feet and then rest for a mad long time. you try and go play a professional soccer game, doubt you'd last.
Apr 27 2011 10:29PM
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.skiperisher.
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i dont play american footbal. i play rugby league. its alot different to american footbal and even rugby union. alot more running is involved especially the position i play
Apr 27 2011 10:34PM
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EmperorKuzco
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I play v squad goalie and I'm wicked Peter Cech
Apr 27 2011 10:36PM
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steep
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oh, now that you
Apr 27 2011 10:36PM
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cooper.fry
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This. It's funny how people try and talk shit about soccer when you need to be fitter then any other sport in the world.

Distance Covered Per GamePosted by Ilan Liebner An interesting article about distance covered per game in the EPL from 2006.

In 2005/06, the average EPL midfielder ran 11.49 kilometres per game. The average EPL centre-back covered 9.96 kilometres per game.

From the article, "the average distance covered by players in matches has changed little [between 2002 and 2006] but the amount done at top speed has almost doubled. What ProZone class as “high-intensity activities” — runs made by players at three-quarters of sprint pace or faster — have increased from 627 per team per match in 2002-03 to 1,209 in 2005-06, and the ground covered by players while sprinting has increased by 40% over four years. A sprint is classed as a run made at quicker than seven metres per second, equivalent to running 100m in a sharp 14 seconds."

Suck my nuts.
Apr 27 2011 10:37PM
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steep
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wow I messed up, but I give you credit rugby is a gnarly sport.
Apr 27 2011 10:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
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shifts uncomfortably in seat. eek
Apr 27 2011 10:48PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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haha wat does that make your edit
Apr 27 2011 11:02PM
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Dhane
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basically the attitude every soccer player has ever given me. such an elitist crowd, TGIlifestyle definately supports that statement. get off your high horses.
Apr 27 2011 11:25PM
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Yeezus
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yet youve proven my point right there. that requires high fitness & really good muscle endurance. this increase in speed/ direction/ change of pace/ tackles/ distance you cover/ full speed burst.. drains your body. if you ever watch a game.. pay attention to the midfielders. at no point in time will you see one standing in one spot. on defense you have to pressure the ball every time the ball is played near you. not only is there the offense aspect that makes you run a lot, theres also defense. someone who doesnt play soccer wouldnt understand that. dumb ass trick ass muhfuckaaa
Apr 28 2011 12:48AM
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SackTap.
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LIONELLLL

this is a great change.. i have been saying that for months throughout the soccer season and i have come to enjoy it very much so
Apr 28 2011 12:54AM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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This thread reeks of summer NSG. It's too early!
Apr 28 2011 1:34AM
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GayWolf420
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Footsie faries on grass < A very intense 1st round, mind you.
Apr 28 2011 1:52AM
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hoodratz47
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not every guy is sprinting at full speed for 90 mins. yes you never see a guy not moving,, but soccer i around baseball for entertainment value


oh FUCK THE SOUNDERS GO PORTLAND
Apr 28 2011 2:57AM
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VT_FLO
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According to your map: Africa has soccer, therefore soccer loses.
Apr 28 2011 10:07AM
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maximiliaan
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shut up
Apr 28 2011 10:08AM
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fujarome
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and meanwhile, a UEFA champions league quarterfinal is getting more viewers than any superbowl ever.
Apr 28 2011 11:27AM
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moarplease
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0/10 for anyone that gave soccer negative implications.
Apr 28 2011 11:32AM
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Travapple.
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Ignorance is bliss.


im not even a soccer fan
Apr 28 2011 11:39AM
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Mike-O
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"I don't blow, I suck!"

Apr 28 2011 12:00PM
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pink_squid
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do likey
Apr 28 2011 12:25PM
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Dhane
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to be totally honest, i could give no shits about any sport. i just wanted to get a rise out of OP, so i guess you could say i was trollin. truth be told i played soccer all through high school, played varsity for 2 years as right mid. i know the work that goes into playing this sport and how it works. it just the elitist pricks*cough*OP*cough* that shit on every other sport that really grind my gears. and the kid who took the time and effort to lower everyone's e-karma because they disagreed that soccer was the best sport in the world.
Apr 28 2011 12:30PM
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fujarome
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fair enough...

I sensed a bit of trolling with the whole land of the free bit.
Apr 28 2011 12:32PM
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Dhane
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haha, im glad you picked up on that.
Apr 28 2011 12:33PM
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Yeezus
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no im just tired of people trying to say soccer is a pussy sport when in fact its one of the hardest if not the hardest sport to be good at. 95% of sports use their hands, in which you have greater control where in soccer you use your feet... making it much more difficult to get better at. either way.. i hate baseball(off topic...kinda). but still

Apr 28 2011 3:14PM
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Mike-O
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There will always be haters, just have to accept the fact and enjoy your sport.
Apr 28 2011 3:18PM
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Yeezus
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word
Apr 28 2011 5:59PM
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