im going to make skis that are so fucking hard to jumi on, that if you can do a 7 on them you will go fucking pro. itll be like skating; tricks on rails wil be creative, constantly new, and x-games big air will be won by a backflip or safety 5.
Do mormons really masturbate into each other's bibles as a prank in college? - killa_b
Wonder what you fucks would feel like if Skiierman was screwed up enough he ended up shooting himself. -Mr.Panda
Lets all carry around giant Purple Dildos in holsters kinda like lightsabers. - B4NE1