he's actually a wizard who, like you said, resides underneath JOI. there in his cavern he has a 500 foot jump that he's been skiing on for the past 2 millenia. if you don't believe me ask Jon, they frequently get together for cribbage and other fun activities
"No wonder, everyone fucking hates you because your more of a douchebag than charmander and emopoppins put together." -8===D$ thru a pm
"hey dude, you're a cunt. thats just my opinion though. i feel like you could have used your time better or more productively or some shit learning how to not be a cunt, or be less of a cunt. but um, its just my opinion.
ah fuckit, nah, you're just a cunt." -asian_allen
why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.
"this is not a ski trip decided on weed it is a weed to where they have some of the best skiing out there" -cyco250
"just use a lot of lube and stretch first" -Cultrara_$
"skiers are nomadic omnivores. we're all over the place and we indulge in all sorts of goodies." -snomaster