hmmmm. Last time I got arrested (for trespassing for UE nbd we got let off), I was in the holding center and the one police officer came up to me and put two Polaroids face down in front of me. He said "pick one." So I picked the one on the right and flipped it over. It was a picture of a huge fat black chick fingering herself. He then said "wow your a scumbag didn't know you like the dark meat." I was like wtf and turned over the other picture which was a dude blowing another dude? he was like "your glad u didn't pick that one huh?", as he put both Polaroids back into his front pocket.
The fact that they were weird ass pictures and that they were Polaroids (did he take them?) really weirded me out
Well thats the end of my cool story about weird cops who like weird shit.