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Attempting and landing a quad?!?!?!

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nickyp
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So I just got back from skiing indoors with a crew from the UK, and some of the most insane tricks went down. We had all our boys around us, just like pushing each other, and stoking each other out. One guy was so stoked, he shit himself. Another dumped his wife by SMS, because, quote "skiing just fucked me so hard, I've switched sexuality"

Part-time Matt Walker look-a-like, Danny "Roockley" Roockley decided this was the perfect time to try the world's first quad.

So we built a huge booter

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which turned out to be perfect.


Danny took the quad deep, and landed it perfectly. Here he is coming round for his fourth rotation.

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and claimed it:

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Also he's ginger, and therefore classified as a disabled athlete.


Sorry to rain on your parades, Russ and Bobby, but looks like you're going to have to step your games up
Apr 19 2011 6:25PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Seems legit
Apr 19 2011 6:25PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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wut?
Apr 19 2011 6:26PM
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rewand0
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Lolz
Apr 19 2011 6:26PM
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willyg0808
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ariels
Apr 19 2011 6:26PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Also 1st
Apr 19 2011 6:26PM
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TheHuggyBear
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ginger pride
Apr 19 2011 6:27PM
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doyle.
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quintuples by the end of the season!!
Apr 19 2011 6:29PM
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ripper_shredder
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hahahah this made me laugh
Apr 19 2011 6:31PM
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.frenchy
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I don't doubt this at all, Danny slays!
Apr 19 2011 6:32PM
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foxy_brown
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i would.
Apr 19 2011 6:32PM
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Mike-O
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So he did a quad over a barrel?!
Apr 19 2011 6:33PM
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foxy_brown
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with a hand drag, footage to come i think
Apr 19 2011 6:34PM
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AWALLRUS.
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what the fuck are you talking about
Apr 19 2011 6:34PM
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Twig
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i lolz'd. roockley changing the game!
Apr 19 2011 6:34PM
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BootySpunk.
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Maybe my sense of humor sucks but this thread is kind of stupid.
Apr 19 2011 6:36PM
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broto
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hahahahhahahahahhaha
Apr 19 2011 6:39PM
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black
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nickyP >>>>> Mike-O's shitty threads
Apr 19 2011 6:40PM
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nickyp
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Hey guize, breaking news!!!!! Bobby Brown, and for some reason, Kus Genworthy, have flown in especially from JOI to congratulate Danny in person.

Bobby is doing the peace sign, to call a truce with Danny's superior skills

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Apr 19 2011 6:49PM
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YoungJah
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I just done a quad shit in my pants.
Apr 19 2011 6:52PM
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nickyp
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Also, Gus Kenworthy is wearing those glasses as a dare, I assume
Apr 19 2011 6:54PM
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.Roockley.
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i just lost, haha
Apr 19 2011 6:56PM
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BootySpunk.
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He looks like Pete O in an odd way.
Apr 19 2011 7:00PM
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nickyp
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Here's an alternative angle:

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Afterwards, Danny attributed the quad to "the fact I'm mean muggin'. My 2XL Jiberish acted as a sort of parachute, which allowed me to go off axis 4 times, on a 15ft booter. My protip? Be gangsta"

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Apr 19 2011 7:10PM
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black
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hahahahahahahahaha Danny is getting shit on
Apr 19 2011 7:14PM
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.Roockley.
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i blame lawson for this, he made me steal woodsys skis to pretend to be matt walker
Apr 19 2011 7:16PM
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nickyp
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Danny got his style from when he founded the UK branch of 4bi9

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Apr 19 2011 7:21PM
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crab_pretzel
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INSANE
Apr 19 2011 8:06PM
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The_Beekeeper
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This thread is the tits
Apr 19 2011 9:11PM
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CRiP
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inb4 multi pager
kid is ill
Apr 19 2011 10:12PM
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Jonny7
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skiing indoors looks like fun
Apr 19 2011 10:13PM
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TPalms
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And to think that I had you unrated until now haha.

Thanks for bringing some humor to all of this hullabaloo (yes, I just used that word) about triples being thrown.

10/10, you just made my night.
Apr 19 2011 10:38PM
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S.C
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1st page claim, your point would only be valid if the skier had a soul though. sorry.
Apr 19 2011 10:44PM
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broto
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i thought it was kus genworthy in the photo?
Apr 19 2011 10:50PM
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*TURBONERD*
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You heard wrong man, it was Kenny G.
Apr 19 2011 10:51PM
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monkatizer
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yea, this.
Apr 19 2011 10:51PM
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sirskizalot
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Lost it when i read this lolololololol

Apr 19 2011 10:59PM
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E.C.
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hahaah so much win. this thread is quality
Apr 19 2011 10:59PM
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DOSE.
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hahahaha.
Apr 19 2011 11:18PM
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PJS.
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i love this pic
Apr 19 2011 11:20PM
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BmoChop
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He only got the rotation around because he doesnt a soul to weigh him down.
Apr 19 2011 11:30PM
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lgbskier
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quality thread!!!!
Apr 20 2011 5:36AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Hahahahah
Apr 20 2011 6:38AM
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defcutskier
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thx for the lulz!
Apr 20 2011 7:22AM
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alztar
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I got a pic with them at freeze and they struck exactly the same pose.

I feel cheated
Apr 20 2011 8:02AM
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Nicko1981
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I once nailed a quad.

Well, a quadrapeligic. She was hot.
Apr 20 2011 8:06AM
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THUGwife
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then you have been deceived
Apr 20 2011 8:42AM
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Kratotalaga
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i want to do a quad to... please mommy can i go out and play
Apr 20 2011 8:54AM
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darsh.
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hahaha
Apr 20 2011 11:28AM
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theblackrod
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hahaha quality
Apr 20 2011 11:29AM
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YoungJah
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Posing on the knuckles.
Apr 20 2011 11:30AM
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