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I gotta dump so bad, i'd be willing to ________

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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Alright I'd like to play a game....

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jk. but seriously. The game goes like this, you explain just what you'd be willing to do if you could dump immediately. I'm creating this thread because I have no shame it seems and I'm about to blow a hole in the back of my pants.

Now then, absurd things are encouraged.




I gotta dump so bad, I'd be willing to eat a habanero pepper while spit shining your grandmothers bed pan.



COMMENCE THREAD FAIL

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Apr 14 2011 1:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i gotta dump so bad i'd be willing to dump a dump at the dump so i can dump while i dump

wat ??

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dump a dump at the dump

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oh, HAHA YEAH DAWGG

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Apr 14 2011 7:05PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
INCEPTION
Apr 14 2011 7:18PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
this thread sucks
Apr 14 2011 7:25PM
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steezy.stew
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 568
i gotta dump so bad i'd fap my grandparents
Apr 14 2011 7:28PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
i have an incredible dump story!

So i was on this really long backpacking trip and we got stuck in between two flooded creeks, it was raining all day every day and we were stuck there for 1 week. I had to shit so bad one day and i could not find anywhere, so i went off the trail about 10 feet and squatted in some mud. Before i know it, the hill im sitting on starts to move, basically i had started a mini mud slide by squatting in that particular place. i was sliding down a hill while shitting. It sucked, but i have never felt better than after that monster came out!
Apr 14 2011 7:29PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
this thread sucks
Apr 14 2011 7:30PM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
You could say... that this thread is SHIT.
Apr 14 2011 7:30PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
i do not approve of the new icon. way to close to my own...
Apr 14 2011 7:50PM
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The_Big_Tuna
Posts: 799 - Karma: 75
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Apr 14 2011 7:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
it really does, i can't believe it's 2 pages. it's easily the worst thread i have ever made in my NS history haha
Apr 14 2011 8:09PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
NEVER DUMP IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!1111!!!!
Apr 14 2011 8:10PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i lost so hard haha
Apr 14 2011 8:11PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
ohhhhhhhhh yeah noting like a half hour shit at work.
Apr 14 2011 8:19PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
I gotta dump so bad, i'd be willing to tap snookie
Apr 14 2011 8:30PM
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ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
I think you've got him there
Apr 14 2011 8:33PM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
I gotta dump so bad id be willing to fuck a cactus

Apr 14 2011 8:34PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Helmet being on a cats head=My territory

Fine grab a hold of my coolness tail and try and follow me along (see what i did there)
Apr 15 2011 12:56AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Sigh Mr still got 5k posts in about 3 months....

Just because I didn't have an account didn't mean I didn't lurk harder than Chris Hanson
Apr 15 2011 1:30AM
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.DIX.
Posts: 212 - Karma: 9
The classic lurk claim



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Apr 15 2011 1:33AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I've had my TGR account since 06 and I have been lurking NS since 05
Apr 15 2011 2:13AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I was joking with you. I was being serious with Dix though
Apr 15 2011 2:16AM
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jonny.brom
Posts: 90 - Karma: 34
sh!t on a saran wrapped toilet or poop in any of these http://http://pictureschat.com/strange-and-bizzare-toilets.html
Apr 15 2011 2:37AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
Neither was your intelligent remark about my smoking habits.. but yea pretty lights is fucking dope at pressing play on his midi pad. ignorant fucking loser.
Apr 18 2011 1:47AM
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