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Falling asleep with eyes wide open...

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StreetsOfRage
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okay, today i feel asleep in class with my eyes open dont as me how but i did. not the great i know. but heres where it gets interesting, i had my hands down my pants, and i was staring at the hotest girl in class. My teacher walks up, and starts yelling at me, as i jump out of my desk horrified by why i was getting yelled at. long story short, i tried to tell them i fell asleep, but that didn't work. now i have in-school suspension for 2 weeks and possible counseling. you know, if this happened to someone else, i would be laughing my asss off. so NS laugh your ass off.
Apr 13 2011 12:51AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
you cant fool us with your shitty excuses! obviously your teacher sees through that too.
Apr 13 2011 12:56AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
seriously, just admit it
Apr 13 2011 12:59AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,656
hahahaha oh my god!! thats fucking hilarious
Apr 13 2011 1:00AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
hahaha i actually laughed at this. +k
Apr 13 2011 1:02AM
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.nasty
Posts: 10581 - Karma: 11,092
so even if you weren't checking out the chick, do you just sit there with your hand in your pants in school all the time?
Apr 13 2011 1:02AM
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hot.pocket
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thats what im wondering as well
Apr 13 2011 1:06AM
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Caspian
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Y'all be posting in a troll thread
Apr 13 2011 1:07AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" i got an afterschool detention and i had to apologize to this kid that got his binder ruined my my raining semen.
Apr 13 2011 1:11AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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You don't have to lie to us here. We are all friends here. You were just playing with your special friend when you got caught...
Apr 13 2011 1:15AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i wanted to post this somewhere, and i decided to post it here

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Apr 13 2011 1:17AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
one shouldnt zip zop boopity bop in class either, someone needs to learn that
Apr 13 2011 1:22AM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
there was a mentally challenged kid in my middle school that wacked it in class. where are you from?
Apr 13 2011 1:25AM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
haha im not mentally challenged. and you're in middle school? young kid. and im from idaho, some freshman in my school got caught jacking off too.
Apr 13 2011 11:38AM
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sbhr
Posts: 570 - Karma: 39
"there was" as in past tense
Apr 13 2011 11:59AM
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Z-Juice
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grosss
Apr 13 2011 12:15PM
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StreetsOfRage
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o yea, i dont even want to be within 50 feet of him.
Apr 13 2011 12:24PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Reading comprehension much?
Apr 13 2011 12:58PM
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Orrin
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I laughed my ass off :)
Apr 13 2011 1:11PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232

128.jpgperhaps

Apr 13 2011 1:12PM
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KevinK.
Posts: 564 - Karma: 209
U MUST BE RELATED TO CHUG!!!
Apr 13 2011 1:37PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
who is Chug? and i swear it was a complete mistake, i dont know how my hand got down my pants or anything! it was so damn weird.
Apr 13 2011 2:32PM
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Lubibaby
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http://twointheshirt.com/blog/2011/01/man-caught-masterbating-on-airplane/

It happens to the best of us
Apr 13 2011 2:58PM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahahahhaha I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Oh my.
Apr 13 2011 3:02PM
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.Apex.
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who are you trying to convince, us or yourself..........
Apr 13 2011 3:31PM
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WillStart
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holy shit, was already laughing from the first pic and started laughing even harder when i read that
Apr 13 2011 4:03PM
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CrunkNugget
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first page
Apr 13 2011 4:42PM
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Childstar.
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i thought that was not illegal, just frowned upon.
Apr 13 2011 4:49PM
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tall_t
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how to not get caught with your hands in your pants

1.put hand into pants

2.put your shirt over your hand in your pants

4.???????

5.profit!

Apr 13 2011 4:57PM
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ryantheconnolly
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hahaha sigged
Apr 13 2011 9:35PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
this and carltons posts made me fucking lol all over the place




also Idaho FTW
Apr 13 2011 9:39PM
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CrunkNugget
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your username is quite fitting
Apr 13 2011 9:45PM
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S.C
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I caught you!!!! some freshman got caught jacking off too.

Apr 13 2011 9:53PM
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yuck
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im gonna get on the first page because this is the most ridiculous story i have ever heard
Apr 13 2011 9:56PM
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Imagination
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This is why you sleep with your eyes closed
Apr 13 2011 10:14PM
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DERS.
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nice icon.. icon thief
Apr 13 2011 10:17PM
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lineskier10
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exactly what i was going to say
Apr 13 2011 10:21PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
FYI, im not a freshman. so you are wrong. and where do you go to school? must be a ass load of kids jacking off in school. BTW EVERYONE this was totally fake haha. but it was a pretty funny story am i right?
Apr 13 2011 11:14PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
not really, it was extremely unbelievable and especially not anymore after that post, fuck you man.
Apr 13 2011 11:24PM
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CrunkNugget
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sure bro

Apr 13 2011 11:24PM
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StreetsOfRage
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 4
i love you too man, love you too.
Apr 13 2011 11:44PM
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HomieJon
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awww fuck my mom just walked in the room and i had my hang in my pants, it was awkward. funny that i wqs reading this post though.
Apr 13 2011 11:47PM
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StreetsOfRage
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haha that made me laugh. congrats. your mom be like "o honey didnt know you were busy goodbye" HAHA
Apr 14 2011 12:04AM
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alvy.
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ill just take back that karma
Apr 14 2011 12:10AM
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StreetsOfRage
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aww :( but it was a pretty good joke. you not like that it was fake? guys their is a kid im my school who seriously got caught jacking off to WOW porn. now thats not a lie. ask Av-er-y. he knows.
Apr 14 2011 12:14AM
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BlakeLively
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you dont know who chug is? probz a troll thread.
Apr 14 2011 11:38AM
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blackoutbill
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Sigging this when I'm on a computer
Apr 14 2011 12:10PM
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RunRich
Posts: 207 - Karma: 11
what school do you go to?
Apr 14 2011 1:12PM
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KevinK.
Posts: 564 - Karma: 209
Idk if your joking but its ian cosco he sleeps with his eyes open
Apr 14 2011 9:02PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
Haha, people from Idaho...
Apr 14 2011 9:11PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This.

Im seeing a trend here...
Apr 14 2011 9:21PM
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