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2012 - where will you be

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
12/12/12.


My Birthday - in 2012 i turn 29. Where did my 20's go.....

the ebb the flow..

I was concieved in a mayan temple. Born in Nelson.

I always felt I wouldnt grow old.


So i lived as fast as I could.


Now I feel old.

My body aches.

2012 looms.

a significant date for me, always has been.

12./12./12.

the date everything changes for me.



when I choose my destiny.


so much coincidence.

synchronicity.

karma.


shared consciousness.

..
I called the Japan tsunami 3 days before.


In public.

To adults.


...


this is the most important year in Humanity's entire history.




Where will you be?












Apr 7 2011 9:51PM
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Jonny7
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on the hill
Apr 7 2011 9:54PM
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@_@
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Vigourusly massaging myself.
Apr 7 2011 9:56PM
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ISellMeth
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At my house probably
Apr 7 2011 9:56PM
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Wookum
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what the fuck?
Apr 7 2011 9:57PM
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CousinEddie
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12.12.12 if my mathematics is correct that is ski season, therefore I will be skiing.

On a serious note, we spend the best part of our lives waiting to grow up instead of actual enjoying life.

Also, in 2012, don't worry about dying and the end of the world.  Just live life, have fun, what happens happens.  There is no sense worrying about it.

Apr 7 2011 9:58PM
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collinder
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probly studying for exams or partying
Apr 7 2011 9:58PM
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FerrisBueller
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cool poem. its 12/21/12 if your thinking of the mayan redictions but...

i will be skiing on 12/21/12 so if the world ends ill be loving life.
Apr 7 2011 9:58PM
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corona
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I'll be looting the nearest Future Shop
Apr 7 2011 10:01PM
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BIGben*
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You know whats a bitch abour 2012? My birthday is 7 days after.
Apr 7 2011 10:01PM
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BMB
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According to my religion prof, nothing will happen.
Apr 7 2011 10:05PM
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SNOWMAN17
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are you watching cnbc too?
Apr 7 2011 10:06PM
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yuck
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i will probably be out on the streets in the middle of an insane mob burning cop cars and just generally fucking everything up

if all goes to plan that is
Apr 7 2011 10:07PM
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tommyp1ckles
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wait you where born in a mayan temple?
Apr 7 2011 10:08PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Whats on cbc or w/e ?

and to all the people who say its 12 21 12 - the mayans didnt adapt their calendar for daylight savings and our perfect 24 hour clock - Therefore, I have a suspicion that its going to be closer to 12 12 12 - but im not sure if anything specific will happen on that day. only for me - i decide my future then. stop migrating seasonally dating seasonally.

maybe jesus comes back??

or maybe the scientologists are right and king lord gorgorath will come back to fight jesus


religions can be so stupid sometimes...


Apr 7 2011 10:11PM
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justinstlaurent
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ill be completely shit faced in the streets somewhere. laughing at all the people who believe in the earth blowing up or what not.
Apr 7 2011 10:24PM
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shibby
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Good show as always skipimp_...I'll be doing something similar to what you are.
Apr 7 2011 10:54PM
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Nathn
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In Minneapolis doing the same old same old and then going to bed and waking up the next day.
Apr 7 2011 11:10PM
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Nathn
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Scratch that, I'm gonna party my ass off.
Apr 7 2011 11:11PM
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Chubz.
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It's a poem...
Apr 7 2011 11:17PM
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Anathema
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hiding under my blankets. they protected me from monsters when i was growing up, so clearly i'll be safe from the horrors of 2012..
Apr 7 2011 11:20PM
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PhilboydStudge
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At the 24 hour Girl Talk concert
Apr 7 2011 11:43PM
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Wookum
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from word of mouth i have heard that the myan calender has been proven to be 1000 years off ours? It was some dumb foreign bitch who thinks she knows everything and audibly says "yes" in a loud whisper when she finds out she got a high A on a test, so im skeptical

can anyone confirm this?
Apr 7 2011 11:43PM
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FilmingBitch
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Way to make a comeback haha. I will be .... actually I have no idea. I suppose I will be working. Possibly in Whistler. Or possibly going back for a Master's.
Apr 8 2011 12:44AM
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no_steeze
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probably masturbating or on ns. that seems to be a lot of what i do
Apr 8 2011 12:46AM
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ED.
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A hot tubs as good a place as any

Apr 8 2011 12:48AM
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dmc12380
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Running the streets naked, raping, looting, and pillaging
Apr 8 2011 1:06AM
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Daoust
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even though i don't believe this will happen, if the world were to end for sure. I'd probably spend the day doing whatever my little brother wanted to
Apr 8 2011 1:33AM
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ktd619
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either skiing or faping
Apr 8 2011 1:37AM
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snowbombz
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dear god, the world will end!
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Apr 8 2011 1:45AM
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montageskier
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Balls deep inside my girl!
Apr 8 2011 1:46AM
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saucybiscuits
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well 12/12/12 will be my 19th birthday so probly skiing and having some birthday sex.
Apr 8 2011 1:49AM
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Loges
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Idk, but I will be armed with this wherever i am
http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/41019
Apr 8 2011 1:56AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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guize 2012 is real, you will see
Apr 8 2011 5:48AM
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Corin
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I'll be skiing. No doubt.
Apr 8 2011 5:54AM
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Petey.
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Hopefully having end-of-the-world sex
Apr 8 2011 10:21AM
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=^]
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recent discoveries show the mayans were off i forgetm how but its gonna be a hundred years later than 2012
Apr 8 2011 10:33AM
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skipimp_
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Actually, My parents drove a hippie van to mexico, and I was Concieved inside a Mayan  temple chechen itza, after hours - they drove back to bc and Ta Da, i was born a few months later

So just another " coincidence "



Apr 8 2011 11:25AM
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skipimp_
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Yee HOMIE! Happy 12 /12 /12 - my decade younger to the day friend




You know 12 12 is the coolest b-day ever right?!

Sagitaruis FTW


Apr 8 2011 11:27AM
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skipimp_
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And P.s


Its going to be the end of 2012 when the serious shit starts to go down -

Yellowstone Super Volcano

The San Andreas Fault line (Cali - Seattle - Vancouver - look out)

THen theres the Japanese Fault line
with more tsunamis

(The tsunamis will knock over the oil rigs in the ocean.. bad news)

Breaking the Arctic Ice Cap in half will change the temperature and cooling patterns of the world

(Think The Day After Tomorrow)movie



Personally Im going to back my truck though MEC's front doors with guns and take all the survival gear I can.

Then headed west, to the mountains (to ski)

And Then I will get my Militia together to Fight the CHinese invasion.


Make some avalanche traps in the high mountain passes

etc.

Gotta get more solar panels

And treehouses!





Apr 8 2011 11:33AM
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skipimp_
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Gotta get some chickens for sure!

Apr 18 2011 10:44PM
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freestyler540
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2012 is a myth
nothing more, nothing less
Death's scythe
shall not strike
on the strike of noon 12/12/12

but if you ask, I will be outside, like on a normal Wednesday
Apr 18 2011 10:57PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hmm I'll be 24, probably getting ready for finals in med school, and then doing nothing. Maybe staying indoors to avoid all the batshit crazy people out in the streets who think the world is going to end.
Apr 18 2011 11:02PM
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Cow_Jibber
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Personally I don't think we'll die on 12/21/12. But we will run out of resources 9 months later as a result of the rampant amounts of unprotected "last-minute-sex" going on on that day. So either way we all die.
Apr 18 2011 11:07PM
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solitaryman
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2012 NYE full moon party in Koh Phangnan, Thailand. Partying my ass off.
Apr 18 2011 11:13PM
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Jahaws
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The 21st of December 2012 I will have just completed my finals weeks of my first semester of my junior year as a chemical engineer(well hopefully I wont have a final on friday, it will really be the end of the earth if so) but i'll definitely skiing. Maybe Sugarloaf will turn to volcano or some shit, den we be skiing da lava just like Sam and Frodo should have done at the end of that movie...star wars or whatever its called lolz now that would have been some deus ex machina for ya
Apr 18 2011 11:23PM
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skipimp_
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lol ya man, lava riding sweet


if you were on the coast of japan in april , that wall of debris would look like the end of the world to you. Natural disasters are on the rise all over the globe

the trend will continue


hopefully Yellowstone super volcano doesnt pop!!


Apr 23 2011 5:19PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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no no no, he was conceived. His parents did the deed in a temple.
Apr 23 2011 6:12PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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his parents fucked in a mayan temple.
Apr 23 2011 6:14PM
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Lemuel
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Anyone who thinks the world is going to end must be an Egyptian, you guys obviously built the pyramids.
Apr 23 2011 6:28PM
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AWALLRUS.
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that movie was really gay, but somehow pretty good. the mayan calendar ends on 12/21/12 because they couldntfind a big enogh rock to carve it all the way into 4000 something (mayan elder said it went into the 4000s)
Apr 23 2011 6:43PM
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