*Epic motherfucking drum roll that would make Max Weinberg shit his pants*
*Enter catchy bass line and a sick city background made out of cardboard with a few mountains thrown in for size*
Announcer: TOOOOONIGHT! IN OUR NEWEST HIT GAME SHOW (Not yet rated):
"WHICH COUNTRIES HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH!"
THE MOST THRILLING INTERWEBS DISCUSSION BOARD TRAVEL COMPETITION SHOW IN HISTORY!!! GET READY TO SAG YOUR GOGGLES FROM DISAPPOINTMENT AS YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER LEFT YOUR COUNTRY YET, BUT THERE IS STILL TIME!!!! HERE IS YOUR HOST, THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF CAPSLOCKERY......
"Haha, thank you, thank you. I just flew in from Finland.....
BOY, ARE MY HANDS TIRED HA HA HA!!!"
*Cue almost frighteningly blasting laughter from the audience comprised of all of NS*
"Anyway, good evening to y'all on Newschoolers, bringing the ease into steeze...and I'm not talking about early....binding....rel-ease. OH YOU!!!"
*The crowd goes wild and starts chanting names of their idols, sacrifing their less stylized companions to the Wallnut Deity in a bloody massacre highlighted by the neon colours and absence of tight pants*
"Thank you, thank you. Well, let's get this show on the road!
Above is the map of the known world, our lovely blue planet, with a lot of stupid oceans and a few stupidly flat prairies.
Today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday and afterwards our game shall continue on and on until we have won it.
The name of the game is to conquer all of the world...by having sex with citizens of every country in the world. At the moment, there are 195 sovereign countries in the world.
We are a community of great people, whether it's just trolls or professional athletes, we have power in numbers and have gained momentum to sway contests many a year.
Now we will fuck to unite us under the world. We will become truly international. We will sex this community together.
So, get out there, boy or girl, doesn't matter, and make NS proud. Report to this thread (truthfully
) and we'll see how we will fare.
There is no time limit yet, but if we seem to get big numbers in little to no time, I'll set a limit to challenge all you crazy "fuckers" out there!!! (Mind you, Africa might be a tough one.)
I shall begin: