Jeselnik was pretty funny too, he killed Jeff Ross with the "comedy world lost a great one this year, too bad it wasnt Jeff Ross"
powdered donuts make me go nuts!
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops
This. These two are the only people I can stand on jersey shore; probably because they are the only ones who have the ability to put together a coherent sentence. They should have their own show and break away from the rest of the cast haha.