i hope you enjoy the day that you were once squeezed out of your mothers vagina as she screamed and sweated into a pool of amniotic fluid and blood; crying, ugly, hairless and toothless. birth is truly beautiful.
"Every village needs doctors, teachers, rational thinkers and mathematicians, but every village also needs people who are completely bonkers and just worship the idea of being human. And thats what I think an artist is." - Christopher Owen
"Bristol Palin Stupid Ass Don't Know How To Make Soup! Because She Is A Bitch And She Stupid. And Can't Make Soup Cause She A Stupid Bitch." - tyler, the creator via twitter
"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
R.I.P CR Johnson 2/24/10
"chicken pot pie....my three favorite things" -Tom Warnick
"Expect a lengthened ban if you complain to me." -Rowen
"i think i could have sex with your parents and it wouldn't be considered cougar hunting. with that said, i look forward to being your step parent but never admitting to it and instead beating you while i'm drunk off captain morgan's finest; you fucking douche bags." -skiierman