Happy birthday man! im just about to turn 18 and i live in Alberta so the drinking age is 18 so fuck ya
“What is this Legal Fuckin’ bull fuckin word papers!”- Ricky
“I cannot work with those fuckin dicks! So I’m gonna give you an ultimarium right now; it’s either me, or Gumby and Pichfuckio!”- Ricky
“What the fuck was the Jullian? I’m not the kind of person to say I toadaso, but ya know what – I toadaso. I fucking a toadaso!”- Ricky
“I got stung by one of those bumblecocksuckers again!”- Ricky
“This big litebrite went on in my head like, I’m failing grade six again here…”-Ricky
Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powder... This overflowing gratitude is what produces the absolutely stupid, silly grins that we always flash at one another at the bottom of a powder run. We all agree that we never see these grins anywhere else in life.
a giraffe walks into a bar and destroys the door frame, ceiling, and most of the interior due to his size. the bartender calls animal control who tranquilizes the giraffe and returns him to the local zoo where he remains, watching children laugh at him while he poops