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Need ideas to mess with friend's Facebook

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hey-dude-its-me
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My friend is in the Bahamas without internet. He left his facebook account logged on. I know its lame but we're 27 and he's the only person I know who actually cares about facebook and is always asking, 'hey did you see my post today?'. So I want to mess with him but idk what to write. I want it to appear believable to all his friends but still be embarassing for him. Thanks.
Mar 1 2011 11:06AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,830
change the "looking for" line
Mar 1 2011 11:48AM
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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
poke every single one of his 627 friends.
Mar 1 2011 11:49AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Write a note reviewing Justin Beibers new movie or something. Facebook pranks are lame, but can be kinda funny if believable.
Mar 1 2011 11:50AM
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Rager
Posts: 225 - Karma: 11
Add one of those picture banners.
Mar 1 2011 11:51AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
Just fucking delete his account. That will make him mad!
Mar 1 2011 11:51AM
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TehGaim
Posts: 139 - Karma: 16
Make everyone think he found a lover. (male)
Mar 1 2011 11:51AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
lately it seems all the rage on facebook is that 30 day photo challenge. do that.
Mar 1 2011 11:52AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i like this
Mar 1 2011 11:53AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Write cryptic messages for each day he's gone, implying that he's fed up with the modern world, going to sell everything he owns and venture off into the wild "like in that Sean Penn joint, that kid had the right idea". You can back these statements up by using your own account to comment on it: "Dude, what are you talking about?! Answer your phone, where are you dude?!"

Then the day he comes back announce that his new journey of life begins now.

Could be fun.
Mar 1 2011 11:59AM
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Nurgle
Posts: 1249 - Karma: 15
damn do this. Put post really weird stuff
Mar 1 2011 12:44PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
This. But be sure you don't make it seem like he's suicidal. Include lots of quotes by Ed Abbey and reference Into the Wild a lot.
Mar 1 2011 12:48PM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
post "just got back from a sweet hunting trip" with a link to shakethatbear.com.
Mar 1 2011 1:01PM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
say he got smuggled where he is or said he died.
Mar 1 2011 1:02PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
chNG HIS BIRTHDAY TO TOMORROW
Mar 1 2011 1:06PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
this, then continue to change it each day he is gone
Mar 1 2011 1:08PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Change password to NEWSCHOOLERS, then hand it over to us...
Mar 1 2011 1:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51307 - Karma: 158,059
hahahaha, i like this
Mar 1 2011 1:15PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
You have to know his original password though. I second the journey of life thing.
Mar 1 2011 1:16PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i like this idea.



or just click on friends of friends and start compulsively adding random people as friends for him
Mar 1 2011 1:16PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Maintain a blog of his trip, slowly making the posts more and more bizarre till it gets to the point where everyone thinks his trip mad him really fucking weird.
Mar 1 2011 2:27PM
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skiblandford
Posts: 1503 - Karma: 2
type "early return from vacation after being arrested....twice"
people will continue to ask "why?"
you type in something ridiculous that will make him seem weird/gay

Mar 1 2011 2:50PM
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ImAnAss
Posts: 95 - Karma: 13
request a gay kid you guys dont really know to be his boyfriend
Mar 1 2011 2:52PM
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
this.
Mar 1 2011 2:54PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Sorry to say, but all these "maek liek he r gay lulz and havs anall pee in butz of gayz" suggestions make me believe that there is no imagination left in the younger generations.
Mar 1 2011 2:58PM
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Mac_and_STEEZE
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
change the language to pirate (this is actually possible)
Mar 1 2011 3:02PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
under his information section leave subtle fruity quotes, or favourite movies,
TV shws etc..

so add some random books or movies or quotes in the middle so he wont notice them but if someone does theyll laught.

Mar 1 2011 3:04PM
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Steezyiott
Posts: 474 - Karma: 440
i liked every possible gay page i could when he left his account on, like gay pride and stuff but im sure you could expand on it
Mar 1 2011 3:07PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
make him seem like a complete feminist.
Mar 1 2011 3:08PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
like or comment on EVERYTHING
Mar 1 2011 3:17PM
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Blurst
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-Start making statuses that make it seem like he is a secret agent spy that cannot take the pressure anymore. Finish with a bang and write a huge rant towards the government and how they are screwing the people over and stuff.

-Just start spreading absolute propaganda.

-Constantly post links and pictures from stormfront and other white supremicist websites.

-Relationship request his exes or mother or siblings.

-Make a faceboook account for a dog and marry it. Continually post ridiculous love messages to said dogs wall.
Mar 1 2011 3:22PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
the worst thing you can do to somebody's facebook is de-friend everybody
Mar 1 2011 3:24PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
is it even possible to have no friends on facebook?
Mar 1 2011 3:26PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
how about you dont do anything and just log out because its just mean to do.
Mar 1 2011 3:26PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
this
Mar 1 2011 3:29PM
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PadDON
Posts: 130 - Karma: 818
Put him in a relationship with "his hand"
Mar 1 2011 3:31PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
I troll my best friend, this is the second time right now.
First time: I found a goofy picture of his face, tagged it five times so its the only picture in the "display row" on his profile, I also commented funny shit on all his profile pictures, liked all his pictures, commented stupid shit on his wall and stuff like that.

This time: I changed my name to his, made the same profile picture, school, birthday and that kinda stuff. I had a lot of fun writing on his wall, sent a bunch of messages to his girlfriend and commented when people posted on his wall. < that ones good cause they usually think its the actual person :P
have fun
Mar 1 2011 3:36PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
sorry, just read the whole OP post...
Mar 1 2011 3:37PM
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mr.skierman
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1) delete all his friends .2) type in "a" into the search bar and then "b" and "c" and "d" and ".....etc", and select people 3) friend everyone you can starting with any number of "Aaron's" through "Zoe's." the only rule. you can only friend people who you absolutely, don't know.
Mar 1 2011 3:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51307 - Karma: 158,059
Add like 3 million people with the same name.
Mar 1 2011 4:03PM
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tall_t
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but what if hes a girl?
Mar 1 2011 4:03PM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412

haha I knew this would be the right group of people to ask although some of the suggetions are a little too extreme.

so far I have poked a bunch of random girls, some with boyfriends, some with kids.

I also changed his profile picture to a pic of him and his ex girlfriend from college who is now married to some other guy.

still taking suggestions for status updates and am really considering doing the dog thing

Mar 1 2011 4:07PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,007
I really like the 30 day challenge idea
Mar 1 2011 4:10PM
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-Otto-
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Haha, the last part is fucking classic!
Mar 1 2011 4:55PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117

add all of us on his FB. WE will mess with it.  I'll start

Vincent Rivest  <---add me

Mar 1 2011 4:58PM
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pmw
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your idea wasnt even a little funny


Mar 1 2011 5:02PM
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thesheik
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"like" nickelback.

and mandingo.

and what mike-o said.
Mar 1 2011 5:05PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Did the OP state anything about how the ideas should be 'funny'? And I do think it would be rather fun to see pulled off with style.
Mar 1 2011 5:24PM
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corona
Posts: 12754 - Karma: 32,308
child porn. child porn everywhere. then tell the FBI
Mar 1 2011 5:36PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Make it his birthday tomorrow.
Mar 1 2011 5:38PM
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monkatizer
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bam! here:

'I AM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE, GAY OR STRAIGHT JUST DONT BE LATE!'

as their status
Mar 1 2011 5:39PM
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