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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

What was the first person to milk a cow doing?

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Feb 28 2011 8:36PM
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[evan]
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1.) He closes it with his hands.
2.) So there is no dirty shit in the persons blood.
3.) How did you even think of that?
4.) Jerkin' it mannnn.
Feb 28 2011 8:37PM
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dylgoz23
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how did someone get the idea to eat a shrimp?


Feb 28 2011 8:41PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
door on the other side (duh)

because it keeps the body from contracting a disease after the fact that would cause decay and ruin the funeral

these things are completely unrelated

watched what calves did and realized it would work for him too



these are pretty lame questions...
Feb 28 2011 8:41PM
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alpacarider
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they arent meant to be totally serious but if youd like we could change the topic to newschoolers two favorite things....Click for larger image

WEED AND KITTEHSSS

Feb 28 2011 8:49PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
there is no door on the other side on many buses. but thanks for coming out.
Feb 28 2011 8:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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nah, man go ahead and ask some deep, mind-boggling questions, just make it so they are difficult to answer. those were all pretty obvious.

ask questions like, where does a jelly munchkin come from if there is no whole in a jelly doughnut?
Feb 28 2011 8:52PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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thats one of my favorite pictures ever
Feb 28 2011 8:53PM
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skiblandford
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1) i heard there are trolls that live in bus's and they close the door
2)cause they dont wanna get sued if the guy somehow survives the lethal injection and then has to live with AIDS
3) clearly the sweat from children who work in chinese sweat shops
4)im gonna guess drunk and grabbed the first thing he saw. dont know why or how he got under a cow



Feb 28 2011 8:58PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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omgzz thats unreall
Feb 28 2011 9:01PM
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SkiThe603
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1. Goes out the back

2. Because they don't want the person to catch a disease

3. Duh, dead babies

4. Trying to get some action

Feb 28 2011 9:06PM
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