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If you could own any pet

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beezey
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Since we have all of these awesome animal threads going around I want to hear what awesome pets you would get if you could. Make it legit
Feb 16 2011 6:50PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
a housetrained puppy that never ages.
Feb 16 2011 7:53PM
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mommy
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slaves
Feb 16 2011 7:53PM
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Ski_Alot
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walri, the plural of walrus
Feb 16 2011 7:58PM
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applejuice.
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i already have four of the greatest pets in the world...

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i love dogs and kitties more than any other animals.
Feb 16 2011 8:09PM
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yeahno
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I HAZ

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Feb 16 2011 8:16PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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a fucking dragon
Feb 16 2011 8:19PM
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flooz.
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a real bear the size of a gummy one
Feb 16 2011 8:21PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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i want a chimpanzee.
Feb 16 2011 8:26PM
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103859264
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robot unicorn ;)

Feb 16 2011 8:34PM
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Bro.J._Simpson
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Feb 16 2011 8:34PM
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inthewoods
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dito
Feb 16 2011 8:50PM
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Dragonite
Posts: 318 - Karma: 29
A north american house hippo
Feb 16 2011 8:54PM
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rigzz
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Feb 16 2011 8:56PM
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.Ben
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Feb 16 2011 9:02PM
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artfullydodged
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Feb 16 2011 9:06PM
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.Fish.
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Feb 16 2011 9:08PM
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skichicky3
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I can't wait to get one of these when I graduate college

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Feb 16 2011 9:09PM
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melbs
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Koala
Feb 16 2011 9:47PM
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nick3713
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Click for larger image i want a cookie monster
Feb 16 2011 9:56PM
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soulskier
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a dog, so many bad ass breeds but i think i'vee narrowed it down my choice down to an australian sheperd, a brittney spaniel, or a pound dog i fall in love with. getting a dog is my number 1 priority after graduation
Feb 16 2011 10:15PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
I'd want my husky back first off.

Then, a Chameleon.
Then, a Galapagos Turtle.
Then, a Fox.
Then, a Lynx.
Feb 16 2011 10:27PM
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Anathema
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a female siberian husky named Maya or a male jackrussel terrier named Bandit
Feb 16 2011 10:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i would like to have a 5'9", 120 lb, blonde haired, blue eyed, well endowed woman.
Feb 16 2011 10:47PM
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FerrisBueller
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 baby snow leopard.
Feb 16 2011 10:48PM
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max...
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as in large penis?
Feb 16 2011 10:49PM
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eljusto.
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Panda Bear.
Feb 16 2011 10:49PM
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Skittle.
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or

a cat-sized bear. yeah like a bear the size of a cat. yup.
Feb 16 2011 10:51PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
narwhal

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Feb 16 2011 10:53PM
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Rager
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Damn you beat me to it...
Feb 16 2011 10:55PM
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BDWYE
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markhor

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Feb 16 2011 10:55PM
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VasilevSKI
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koala bear
Feb 16 2011 11:13PM
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Balto
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well obviously not the dragon....
Feb 16 2011 11:15PM
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gnarles.
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lols bird horse
Feb 16 2011 11:31PM
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The.Ginger
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a blobfish! lulzzz... jk i would get a baby panda, that would be legit
Feb 16 2011 11:35PM
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Slone.
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thats fuckin sick.
Feb 16 2011 11:36PM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
uh huuuuuuh.

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Feb 16 2011 11:38PM
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meth_time
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If I could either have a mansion, or a small house with a rancor pit.

I'd choose the rancor.

If I could either have infinate riches, or a rancor.

I'd choose the rancor.

If I could have sex with snooki or a rancor.

Well shit. I'd fuck a rancor.



Love rancors.
Feb 16 2011 11:39PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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want
Feb 16 2011 11:41PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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how did you fucking guess?!? you're a fucking genius.

actually, no. i've got more than enough dick to go around. by well endowed I meant that she has large chesticles.
Feb 16 2011 11:46PM
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wolf.
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To everyone saying wolf: OH HAI
Feb 16 2011 11:50PM
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little_boo
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OH HAI.
wanna play?
Feb 17 2011 12:18AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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Realistically a basset hound.


I already own 3 of my other favorite pets....

english setter pup
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These arent mine, photobucket is being dumb and wont let me get to my photos of the dogs.
Feb 17 2011 12:33AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
You'd have a better chance at living if you had sex with a Rancor as opposed to Snooki
Feb 17 2011 12:36AM
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buddychaps
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Feb 17 2011 12:37AM
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drumbumocdp
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Feb 17 2011 12:37AM
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draco
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ditto. clear winner.
Feb 17 2011 12:49AM
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wolf.
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YES! awrooooo
Feb 17 2011 12:58AM
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thedeathstar
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one of these two

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Feb 17 2011 1:10AM
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little_boo
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 231
My name is Boo, and I like wolf dogs...
Feb 17 2011 1:11AM
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arneson
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koala
Feb 17 2011 10:19AM
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