Hai : )
But chicks love that shit almost as much as they love smiley faces... And we all know bitches fucking love smiley faces. - thugaim
Arabian. here, taking a quick break from sucking dick and redesigning drapes to tell you that I approve of this thread - Arabian
It's not like I burst out of the womb going La Di Da shitting rainbows and sneezing glitter.
I had to be sure. - Arabian.
my girlfriend just knows afterbang involves no cuddling - dbchili.
When i had to get a new car, i was in a heating arguement with my father over whether to get a newer body style or the older one. i loved the old body style, and i loved my old car, so i didnt want to change anything. but my dad though the new body style was "newer" and "better" and would last longer. he was wrong.
so we ended up getting the older body style.
then i saw jennifer aniston on Conan one night and though
shit... my cars a little older, but shes fucking beautiful and runs great.... just like jennifer aniston
"dubsman i had a fn dream about you playing lacrosse or some shit... i spend too much time on ns" - ace_$
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
2004 XTerra 4x4. She has 2 names. Lucy, after the famous redheaded actress Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy, and the SeXTerra.
"Eh, I'll probably go for that one over there. It's probably not that bad, it's only like a quadruple stager, with an 800 foot cliff at the end and that tree's on fire but it's cool I'll rip it out of the ground and eat it"