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Also, this is an arrestable offense, with possible jail time. If he is as proper as you say, then I'm sure he'll believe in doing the "proper" thing and having you arrested/fined/jailed should you indeed fuck with him.
grind it and brew him a cup of tea but overly sweeten it so he can't really taste much. I wouldn't fuck with him though unless you think he really wont mind that much