Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
lilly was a huge slut one day. she would cauck her ass up in the air and dance her lil paws begging me to fuck her. i was liek wtf lilly u whore im a human and we dont deal with that kinda pussy. -prosnurfer
Pfft. I felt like a badass jumping over handrails at school...
"i'd rather attend a 4 hour lecture on how underwater basketweaving probably has no effect on the number of hairs on an average male raccoon's tail than watch the daytona 500 from start to finish" - Gator.
"I'll ask a serious question that I don't want lingering out there.Is it cool if I hook up with a 14 year old? But just make out? She has boobs." - ECB$
"You have no icon therefor you lie." -Beezey
"dude, hitting rails or a wallride in a full radiation suit would be hyphy as fuck." - pomme-de-terre