Well Mr. Crowbar, if that is your real name? To part an old small crowbar that is useless and dirty, you must first equip yourself with some sort of whether it be feathers of a duck, chicken or crocodile etc. Step two is slightly more difficult than step one as you will soon fine out, it consists of grabbing your nearest hammer and forcefully bringing it down onto your old small goggles this generally breaks the goggles into three or four pieces making it easier for you to part with it. On to step three where you will need to find some scissors and some glue or cello-tape or in fact anything of a sticky nature (But not a stick, that wouldn't work OBVS.). Once you have acquired your equipment you need carefully cut out random pieces of material hoping that one of them will fit your goggles. If you find yourself in the position where by in fact none of the pieces fit your parts then your probably fucked. Step 4 once you have chosen your correctly fitting piece of material then you will now need to take your sticking thing and rub it all over the back of the material, making sure that it is evenly spaced and leveled. Swiftly onto step 5 where you will be attaching your material to the three or four pieces of your goggles. And here's how; carefully pick up your sticky material and place it on to your chosen piece and spot of the part where you would like this material to be, slowly spread your fingers over the material until it is completely flat without any bubbles. Repeat step three to five to part all of your other pieces of crowbar. they now ready for ship.
Any queries, if your queer, feel free to ask me. Hope this helps.
Yours, Mr WHAYYYY