Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
"Bought new pants today. They're purple women's mediums (no homo), so they're super tight, and they're North Face, so they're now super legit because Tommy Wallpaper paste rides for them :D That is all." - nickyp to .Roockley.
"Just let me know the address, and if you need anything else from me!" - Duffgirl
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."