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If you were drunk...

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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
Would you give this girl a ride? (girl on the left w/gold earings)

Last night I caked these when I was blacked out at my buddys house. i was about to go to bed and she came in to the room i was in and asked if she could sleep in my room, and being extremely drunk and pretty much blacked out, I had to say yes

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Win???
Jan 17 2011 12:36AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
no shes scary looking
Jan 17 2011 2:22PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
thats what I was thinking haha
Jan 17 2011 2:24PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
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Jan 17 2011 2:27PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
The thing is is it wasn't even that bad. Sure she may not be Miss America material but i've been with girls that were twice as loose and worse looking than this so I'm calling it an overall win
Jan 17 2011 7:59PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
.... Wut?

Do you have any standards at all?
Jan 18 2011 1:50AM
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Talacious[Tally]
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 189
You could not be more wrong
Jan 18 2011 1:56AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147

dude-- these girls--and based on your profile-- look like seniors in high school, no? What girl in high school is loose?

Don't answer that. My point is...high school & loose= epic fail no matter what she looks like.

Jan 18 2011 1:59AM
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Alex-NZ
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
Overall fail just like this comment.
Jan 18 2011 6:08AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
where you the guy who ate m&ms out of her vag and got herpes ?
Jan 18 2011 6:24AM
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deedler
Posts: 228 - Karma: 12
would smash with the fury of 1000 angry gods
Jan 18 2011 10:54AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
you must be new here
Jan 18 2011 12:56PM
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hot.pocket
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ah hahah that was a good one, but this one shud go places
Jan 18 2011 1:16PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

4-5 handles of 151= death

Jan 18 2011 1:31PM
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natirider10
Posts: 296 - Karma: 16
look a whale
Jan 18 2011 2:19PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
atleast you didnt fuck the meth addict in the middle..
Jan 18 2011 2:25PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
Who is this?
Jan 18 2011 2:37PM
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Yorio
Posts: 127 - Karma: 39
lol
Jan 18 2011 2:38PM
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yamahabdv
Posts: 101 - Karma: 18
maybe if it was really dark and you had two paper bags. One for her and the other for you just in case her's fell off.
Jan 18 2011 3:06PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
Really guys? She's not even close to a solid 7, I would still pass, but her face is just normal, not terrible nor excellent.
Jan 18 2011 3:19PM
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bangarangmules
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Jan 18 2011 3:36PM
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Walkawalka
Posts: 314 - Karma: 43

meh... she's not TERRIBLE, nothing to be bragging about though. Her face is average at best and she looks kinda fat.

Jan 18 2011 3:51PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
your standards

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Jan 18 2011 4:01PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Inb4 is only for /b/retards, congratulations wannabe.
Jan 18 2011 4:06PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,495
wrong
Jan 18 2011 4:12PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
Are you fucking serious...
I just cooked the best pizza, even customized it and shit, and i just took the first bite and the proceeded to click on this thread.
Now my appetite is ruined and i have 90 percent of a pizza for nothing, all because you fucked something that made me gag to look at.
Jan 18 2011 4:29PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
blacked out i'v been known to do girls that look like the middle. but the girl on the left?
NEVER...




haha j/k i'd fuck all three
Jan 18 2011 4:47PM
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pigglywiggly
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BAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO
Jan 18 2011 4:49PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
I don't think shes ugly, she's just not pretty,
secondly you gotta get through the rough to get to the diamond.
I have sex with girls that aren't that good looking, but when I get one thats a 10 I'm prepared and I don't prejaculate like all these kids claiming "OMG shes so disgusting I wouldn't touch her"

besides if you're blacked out its no big deal
Jan 18 2011 6:37PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
Exactly I barely remember so its not a big deal. and at least I'm getting my nut at the end of the night when all these bussys are back home wacking it, hoping there parents don't walk in on them
Jan 18 2011 10:26PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
you done goofed
Jan 18 2011 10:28PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
hahahah
Jan 18 2011 10:30PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
depends on how drunk and if it an automatic get it in, but probably no
Jan 18 2011 10:30PM
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Ifeinforsnow
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 37
pussy has no face...
Jan 18 2011 10:58PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
solid 7 for sure
Jan 18 2011 10:59PM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
yeah definitely....
oh wait, no.
Jan 18 2011 11:34PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
She looks better in this one.

and thats me in the back. i dont remember taking this picture at all

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Jan 20 2011 4:36PM
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p.hawks
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
i think this would've been a better idea

Jan 20 2011 4:50PM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
girl in the middle has a rash...or chest herps
Jan 20 2011 4:56PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
I would not fuck that shit if it was the only thing to keep me alive, sorry man.
cool story though...........Bro
Jan 20 2011 5:55PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
siggin this shit. hahahahaha
Jan 20 2011 5:57PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
the one on the far right aye as fuck but the one you got with naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Jan 20 2011 5:59PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
Hell no
Jan 20 2011 6:38PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
definitely not thats fucking gross man
Jan 20 2011 6:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Everyone here is big talk. She's not that ugly and most of this site would be lucky to touch a girl with a pulse
Jan 20 2011 6:49PM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
Exactly. i bet 90% of NS members are virgins
Jan 20 2011 6:51PM
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-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
get your shit togther man.
Jan 20 2011 6:57PM
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