All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert
I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
when im just standing there i face away from the water. when i wash my hair i stand facing away but if im applying soap, like to my body. i stand facing it. this is a werid thread. but could have some funny moments in the future
"Ski every turn, every chute, every cliff, every bowl, every jump like it will be your last." -me
face in the water on epic pulse vibrate .. and i get soap in my eyes and scream and flail around slip rip down shower curtan dislocate my arm.. and then my cat comes in and licks my fingers while i cry in pain.....
"Peace, I believe is not an absence of violence. instead peace is a manifestation of compassion inside of ourselves.." Dali lama
Rule # 1 of modern society, avoid juggalos
My life is currently a big game of Oregon Trail. Iím trying diligently to get out west but my oxen keep dying and my kids keep breaking arms and getting dysentery.
"hey what was the nick-name for my vagina?" Kristy
This. I also occasionally mix shampoo and body wash. Sometimes if I'm feeling dangerous I'll pour out the shampoo, then pour face wash into the shampoo bottle and leave it there for other people's dispair. Along with making various other concotions.
"Time to nut up or shutup."
"I have always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
Supermodels give me spongebaths every day, so i'm not sure which one i would be
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 220.127.116.11.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."