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Revenge: Craig's List Style

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spencer*p
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Here in Seattle, it is currently snowing fairly hard and we get snow days with about 2 inches on the ground.  So everyone at the school is go to is consistently checking the district website and hotline to see if school is cancelled.

One of my friends decided to post my number on facebook telling everyone that school is cancelled and that I am the hotline.  Needless to say my phone blew up with tons of calls.

I need some ideas on what to post on craigslist with his phone number for revenge.

sparknotes: friend posted my phone number on internet, need ideas for revenge
Jan 12 2011 12:37AM
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Travapple.
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buttsecks
Jan 12 2011 12:38AM
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IHeartWeasels
Posts: 239 - Karma: 55
post his number on a website for a callgirl... that happened to my friends sister. It was not cool
Jan 12 2011 12:43AM
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pmw
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label it as a lost gay, looking to change his ways/wrong doings
of course with his number
Jan 12 2011 12:43AM
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970-Pow
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
This. I did something similar to my older brother in Arizona. Except I put Si habla espanol on it also. it definitely added a few calls
Jan 12 2011 12:43AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Casual encounters wfm
Jan 12 2011 12:44AM
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dreadyboy
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semi-realistic stuff that people want, and try and work in something about moving must to sell today, free $15 itunes card, nice car for $500, tv for $100, hockey tickets for tomorrows game. shit that people scout out deals for and will call like 10 times to get it first.
Jan 12 2011 12:44AM
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japanada
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Free drugs and BJs, come to this address....
Jan 12 2011 12:45AM
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EthanH*
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Im also in seattle.. I might do this to my friend.
Jan 12 2011 12:49AM
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spencer*p
Posts: 440 - Karma: 20
I'm not gonna lie, it works really well.
Jan 12 2011 12:50AM
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erikK
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Let me recommend a little thing called 4chan to you
Jan 12 2011 12:53AM
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Deezy
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/b/ is not your personal army.
Jan 12 2011 12:54AM
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spencer*p
Posts: 440 - Karma: 20
They're all just gonna say NYPA and not do shit, the kid who did it to me is also a very very avid /b/tard so that wouldn't work anyways
Jan 12 2011 12:55AM
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bigbromskier
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Post their dog on craigslist.

Post that they are in need of a "kitty sitter" and will pay extremely well for the right person to baby sit their cute and cuddly kitten.

Both have been done and both produced endless hilarity at the dog and cat owner's expense.
Jan 12 2011 12:57AM
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0ptions
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Find a really popular artist that is coming to play at a very big venue in your area, then say you have front row tickets for incredibly cheap and post his number.
Jan 12 2011 1:11AM
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Campeador
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just put his number under men seeking men, we did that to this ass I know

title "frat boy looking for love" and find his gayest pictures from fb, his phone will be going off non-stop
Jan 12 2011 1:42AM
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scratchproteen
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This is the best idea, his phone would be going crazy.
Jan 12 2011 2:55AM
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rickroller
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free xbox with his number
Jan 12 2011 4:01PM
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pmsnow
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link me the craigslist too so then i can call and troll the shit out of him
Jan 12 2011 4:33PM
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LAME.
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blackberry and iphones.
Jan 12 2011 4:36PM
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Deezy
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ahha, actually, if this is done please let NS troll this guy
Jan 12 2011 4:39PM
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ORDEAL
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This with the hablo español idea. Gold.


And post the link when the deed is done.
Jan 12 2011 4:42PM
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no_steeze
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or maybe like $200 for it

say that he is hard of hearing and speaks spanish
Jan 12 2011 4:44PM
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Troy.
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This
Jan 12 2011 4:45PM
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1337
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Escort new to the area looking for a man to show me around town. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx. Pimp free, low rate. (insert picture of hot girl here)
Jan 12 2011 4:52PM
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spencer*p
Posts: 440 - Karma: 20
Here's the Craigslist ad, have fun.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/2157231798.html

(Won't let me link it)
Jan 12 2011 4:54PM
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Davy.Crockett
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say he wants/gives free messages and is interested in non plutonic male hookups
Jan 12 2011 4:56PM
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ORDEAL
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.
Jan 12 2011 4:56PM
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ORDEAL
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That's gold
Jan 12 2011 4:59PM
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pmsnow
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that is way too legit. I will call after work
Jan 12 2011 5:00PM
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no_steeze
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DIBS
Jan 12 2011 5:11PM
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Mike-O
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Hahahaha nicely done OP, very casual and believable!
Jan 12 2011 5:12PM
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powderdrunkie
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hahaha i called left a message from a 206 number too so it's legit
Jan 12 2011 5:16PM
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ElChe
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FUUUUUUUUU SPENCER


tooo many phones from mexicans you bastard.
Jan 12 2011 5:26PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
I've got 1 for you, my brother did this once on me:

Make a flyer about your friend (change his name a little bit) and find some cool photo online of some smart dude but handsome dude. Say some bullshit about he graduated at this school and got hit masters degree in animal studies(or something) and that he just became a vetenarian and opened his new clinic. then add in the flyer he is giving away free pet-care (or whatever) for 1 week only if you make an appointment. in the meanwhile try to put up some free fake website and make it look good a bit. then at the end put his number, e-mail adress and the adress of his clinic (just some random adress). End his all with his full name and put some nice titels in front of his (like Phd or something).
Make sure the details are good, looks professional and neat. My brother did this with me and eventhough i live in this small village tons of people actually called me.

you can ofcourse do this with anything, like free massages ect ect.

hope this gave you some inspiration:)

Jan 12 2011 5:28PM
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Toonoman
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forgot something:

print those flyers out and hang them around in supermarkets and stuff (don't know how that shit works in America :))
make some work out of it
Jan 12 2011 5:31PM
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no_steeze
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HE FOUND US

ABORT ABORT ABORT
Jan 12 2011 5:31PM
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beermuscles
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hahahahahahhahahhaa
Jan 12 2011 5:38PM
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_Ryan_
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hey man it says it got removed
Jan 12 2011 5:43PM
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spencer*p
Posts: 440 - Karma: 20
The ad got flagged and removed but he got around 40-50 calls and 20 voicemails.

Thanks for all the ideas, it was:

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Jan 12 2011 5:57PM
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deleted5
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that sounds kind of cool to me
Jan 12 2011 6:00PM
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scratchproteen
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damn I wanted to call...but definitely a success.
Jan 12 2011 6:06PM
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pmsnow
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I still have his number yet to call him. it will happen
Jan 12 2011 6:07PM
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wesley.
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what did the post say?
Jan 12 2011 6:15PM
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Raz.
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.
Jan 12 2011 6:20PM
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Algebra
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i sorry but due to the fact that you are a dumbass fruit you r not allowed to know
Jan 12 2011 6:20PM
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.JPolster
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I too would like to know what the post said
Jan 12 2011 6:32PM
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cushie
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bumb
Jan 12 2011 7:50PM
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