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Unfortunate Real Life Names

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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
Karen Crotchfelt (Newspaper Editor) - You know guys in high school had fun with that last name.

Dick Groat (MLB player) - sounds like an STD.

Dick Trickle (race car driver) - sounds like the symptom of an STD.

Dick Tips (Businessman)

and my favorite

Rusty Kuntz (baseball Player)

add to the list
Jan 11 2011 8:51PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
who are you i also go to acalanes
Jan 12 2011 11:01AM
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YoungJeezy
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
hahahahaha
Jan 12 2011 11:29AM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
NS hook up...
Jan 12 2011 11:58AM
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.Annydrew.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 38
ben dover
dick mussel

some boy in my school was called rob mcooke, we kept saying his dad was called paul mcooke and his brother phil mcooke aha
Jan 12 2011 12:02PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
3 dudes yeahhhhh
Jan 12 2011 12:17PM
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O.G.Surachai
Posts: 334 - Karma: 84
I had a substitute teacher in highschool named Mrs. Faggenbush
Jan 12 2011 12:26PM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
the sausage king of Chicago?!
Jan 12 2011 12:28PM
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Kapital
Posts: 503 - Karma: 32
I play hockey with a kid named, Harlem smalleyes. He's a dumbass motherfucker with some sick hands.
Jan 12 2011 1:12PM
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SolMi
Posts: 337 - Karma: 14
my middle school cop was mike hunt
Jan 12 2011 1:25PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I had a teacher n HS name Ms. Niss. Her favorite book was Catcher in the Rye with the main character named Holden.
Jan 12 2011 2:50PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I had a teacher n HS name Ms. Niss. Her favorite book was Catcher in the Rye with the main character named Holden. so she named her kid after Holden. Middle name Peter. Full name, Holden P. Niss.
Jan 12 2011 2:53PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
Oh Dear.
Jan 12 2011 3:05PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
Oh and i forgot gulnar fazzelboy. No sexual innuendo but that name must have sucked in high school
Jan 12 2011 3:51PM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
phat phuk. gotta love asian names
Jan 12 2011 3:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
my friend new a guy named pat mcgroin. say it fast
Jan 12 2011 3:56PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
There is a NY Post reporter who's name is Frederick U. Dicker.
And I once worked with a guy named Rich Harder
Jan 12 2011 3:59PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
i was watching a documentary (i believe on the black plague) in a class and the name richard titball came up when he was speaking and i said audibly 'holy shit, his name is dick titball!" and the whole auditorium bust out laughing. one of the best moments of my life.
Jan 12 2011 4:03PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I know a girl named Jennifer Toll...they call her Jenny Toll...again..say it fast.
Jan 12 2011 4:07PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
There's a teacher at my school named Mr. Semendinger (seamen flinger)
Jan 12 2011 4:12PM
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P3TER
Posts: 972 - Karma: 438
My dad used to work with a man named Arved Stonkus and another named Orest Hrinku.

the worst name i have heard was pronounced Shuh-teed, but it was spelt Shithead. Shithead was mentioned in a book called freakonomics. I reccomend it.
Jan 12 2011 4:14PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
I also know a girl named Susie Semen.
No shit.
Jan 12 2011 4:27PM
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kardaddy
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
I know this kid and his name is legitimately named Azhole Dick Licker. No joke hes a grade below me
Jan 12 2011 5:37PM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
I used to know a girl named Treasure Hunt
Jan 12 2011 5:55PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
oh and i know an Ocean Trail
Jan 12 2011 5:58PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
i have a cousin in az named speedy nutz no fuckin joke
Jan 12 2011 5:59PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
harry willis
Jan 12 2011 6:00PM
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bovice29
Posts: 411 - Karma: 16
i know a harry katz and two woody johnsons
Jan 12 2011 7:01PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
talked to a guy on the phone for a democratic campaign thing in my town named seymour weiner....best name ever...
Jan 12 2011 7:16PM
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simon44
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 1,185
i've got a winner (not me). a guy at a school near me who graduated a few years back is named eaton seamen.
Jan 12 2011 7:57PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
No you didnt
Jan 12 2011 8:01PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
no, no he didn't....

but you could imagine what it'd be like if he did!
Jan 12 2011 8:10PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
i find the name river quite attractive. its soothing. like name therapy
Jan 12 2011 8:15PM
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Mr_skistoffelees
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
i think he was in a black plague documentary that i have seen in three separate classes, unfortunately, i have never stopped laughing at his name even as my maturity has increased in high school
Jan 12 2011 8:47PM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
kid at my school name long wang he is asian
Jan 12 2011 8:48PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874

On a junior little league whatever its called soccer team a few years ago there was a girl names Shithead Sandeep (pronounced shi - th - ead) but we all called her shit-head.

Jan 12 2011 8:58PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
Ben Dover
Jan 12 2011 9:09PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
i appreciate this
Jan 12 2011 9:15PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
i know one of em!
Jan 12 2011 9:28PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
Posts: 700 - Karma: 248
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Jan 12 2011 9:29PM
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josh__
Posts: 12 - Karma: 55
there is a man named Dick Dyke. he is a millionaire.
Jan 12 2011 9:30PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Dick Fuld.

sounds a lot like dick fold
Jan 12 2011 9:38PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
My tennis coach was telling me about his friend named Dick Sweat too. Wonder if they're the same guy?
Jan 13 2011 6:27AM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
You from maine?
Jan 13 2011 9:44AM
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TonKwon
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 54
Jack Meoff
Jan 13 2011 9:45AM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
just realized a kid who goes to my school is named
Henry Dickhoff

and another

Howie Rubsum
Jan 13 2011 1:22PM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849

I know a guy named Richard Smalls....and the kicker is, he lives in a town called Coldwater...pure serious

Jan 13 2011 1:25PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
A couple of years ago we had a school substitute named Richard Seaman. He told us to call him Mr.S.
Jan 13 2011 1:34PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
my mom went to highschool with a kid named

wayne dwop


Jan 13 2011 1:51PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578

A kid in my grade is named Tucker Boner. Back on the first day of sixth grade, he was new and the teacher was taking role. He said that his name was Tucker Boner. Without letting him explain, the teacher sent him to the principle for profanities in class.

Also, there is a kid I know named Jimmy Bigwood

Jan 13 2011 2:15PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
in an episode of viva la bam they met a guy named 'dushon mandick'  and of course thers dick butkiss!
Jan 13 2011 2:49PM
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