AIR sex

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ok, picture this....you're waiting in line to hit this sweet 40 foot kicker...in front of you is this super hot skier chick.. (all skier chicks are hot...even if they're ugly) and you whisper to her in her ear that you want to fuck, right here right now.
So you whip it out and she bends over for you to feed it to her.....but that kicker is still lingering in the horizon in front of you. Suddenly, you have a great idea (hey, it seemed great at the time). You're gonna fuck while hitting the kicker! so boom, you're off rippin towards the booter, still pluggin away, and booya! you're airborne! voilå mes amis, Air sex in a can! (not really in a can dumbass). Anyways..thats the dream I had last night.....I can only imagine in horrible detail what happened when we landed...in the dream, we never really landed, we just kept goin, flyin over trees, screwin like horny beavers, and then it turned into a field of roses, and yoda was there, but he wanted to fight me, so i jumped in a hole, that turned into a lava field, but yoda was there too and he kicked my ass. then it rained and he melted......you like?

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May 22 2002 12:08AM

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haha...jedi mind dick tricks...no match for hokey religions and ancient wongs
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man, i had a dream last night that i was hitler and i had to kill a room full of people..but they weren't all jews.... i think.....but they all had snowboards...c'ept this one skier....but i had to kill him too for the netterment of the race...it was messed cause one of the boarders cracked the guy beside him over the head, bent him over and raped him up the ass....holy shit i had to kill them all then....homo sbowboarders?!?!?1 sorry, can't deal wit dat

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Jun 13 2002 12:54AM

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k guys, i had to bring it back, it makes me laugh every time i read it....I think it should go in the NS hall of fame for good threads. but then again, im full of myself and my ego rivals that of....uhhh...say........well, no one even compares to me.....cept that hot chick that gives killer head...
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I had a really fucked up dream while on drugs after getting my wisdom teeth out this summer. But I don't remember. BUT there was go karts.
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i had a dream like that, except it was only the air sex, no fighting with yoda
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Sep 18 2002 10:45PM

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skipimp_

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yeah? were you just flying and fucking?
details details man
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Sep 19 2002 1:55PM

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it started out kinda the same; i saw a hot bitch, wanted to fucker, started to, then all of a sudden we were hitting this huge table, but we just kept fuckin, then i forget the rest, it was a while ago

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Sep 19 2002 3:00PM

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BigPerm

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haha, lay off the crack.

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Sep 19 2002 6:04PM

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skipimp_

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but I like the stairs!!!!! wahhnnnn!!!!!!
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Sep 20 2002 10:10PM

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so i think im gonna change my sig now

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word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

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Sep 21 2002 7:51PM

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word

SUck My AnTeAtEr

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Apr 25 2003 1:38PM

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nice you brought this thread back so has anyone accomplished air sex yet
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Apr 25 2003 2:38PM

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shit that was funny

you like? tops it all off

congrats

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Apr 25 2003 2:42PM

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ahahaha, good shit man

Apr 25 2003 3:08PM

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wow.. im touched

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ud surely be asking for some serious pain if u went through with this in real life, cool idea tho
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Apr 25 2003 5:16PM

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yar dude

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Apr 25 2003 5:22PM

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Apr 25 2003 5:37PM

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Whistlermann

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Air sex sounds dope... but i guess a trampoline does work. And that was a dope dream, i love those dreams with completly random things.
What about Sky diving sex???
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Apr 25 2003 7:58PM

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wtf, why bring this back?
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Apr 25 2003 8:03PM

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people over the world join in, start a love train love train

Apr 25 2003 8:03PM

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i hope i have a dream like that sometime..but i wanna be bangin yoda instead..
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Apr 25 2003 8:45PM

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i thought this was about having sex in airplanes....
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Apr 26 2003 1:55AM

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thought id bring it back.....again.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

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Oct 17 2003 5:30PM

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Oct 17 2003 5:40PM

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skipimp_

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yeah really.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

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Oct 17 2003 9:21PM

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lanks

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is that rideau centre guy still there? its an interesting proposition...

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Oct 17 2003 10:11PM

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yeah but im in calgary now

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Oct 19 2003 10:20PM

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Oct 19 2003 10:20PM

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LMFAO! best...dream....ever....
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Oct 20 2003 8:44PM

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Hahahaha! I miss old NS!

Apr 10 2007 8:08PM

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Petey.

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The concept seems simple to grasp, and seems easy to do....

just do it while you jump out of a plane, haha, oh man that'd be such a friggin rush

Apr 10 2007 8:11PM

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"ok, picture this....you're waiting in line to hit this sweet 40 foot kicker...in front of you is this super hot skier chick.. (all skier chicks are hot...even if they're ugly) and you whisper to her in her ear that you want to fuck, right here right now."

that got me all hot and bothered.

Apr 10 2007 8:13PM

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Me too...

Apr 10 2007 8:14PM

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